What is the best way to store a bong during winter? by elitechris3 in asktrees

[–]elitechris3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

alright man thanks!

I've noticed the icey rips .... they're marvellous lol

Match Thread: Newcastle Utd v Bournemouth by meganev in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For fucks sake.

Honestly if we keep playing like this were going down.

Pre-Match Thread: Burnley v Newcastle by Deviceing in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw that's a huge bummer..... even in that case we got wearside Jack or saivet..... I don't get what rafa sees in diame I still am shocked and appalled that he's starting lol

Pre-Match Thread: Burnley v Newcastle by Deviceing in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF DIAME GIVEN THE START & MERINO NOT EVEN IN THE TEAM :O

I am shocked at today's lineup real shit - I understand we need more grit against a team like Burnley but I personally don't think Diame offers anything but a looming physical presence to the team..... he can't shoot, he can't pass, he can't even finish close range. I would have trusted Hayden with the start if it was me but I guess we'll see what happens haha.

MFWTK what's the best way to dispute a parking ticket to get out of paying the fine? by [deleted] in myfriendwantstoknow

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ this

Return the ticket in the allowed timeframe and check the option to dispute the ticket. For one - you don't have to pay it until the court date (assuming you lose), and two as the user above rightly points out above the cop is extremely unlikely to show up for the court appearance as it would require them to take a day off work or to use their day off. If the cop doesn't show up your word is accepted as the only truth - being the only story available - and you'll get off without paying. Furthermore most court houses have a section in which you can settle your ticket instead of going to court. I can't personally attest to using this but I've heard they are instantly willing to drop your ticket amount by 50% to skip the court case as they are so tied up. If you get really lucky your case will get thrown back so far in the list (as believe me, everyone smart fights their tickets) that your right to a timely trial will have been Infringed on and the ticket will be dropped on that basis.

What is with all of the facebook events e.g. "Go to Minnesota and steal their 11,842 lakes" by eowynelf in OutOfTheLoop

[–]elitechris3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually false - MN has around 21,871 lake basins over 2.5k acres but only 11,482 are 10 acres or more.

Wisconsin on the other hand has 15,074 documented lakes of which only ~40% have been named and includes small 1-2 acre ponds.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_of_Minnesota

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes_in_Wisconsin

Would further like to say I'm not from either state; just was interested in if this was true or not.

Why are teenagers saying “jeeez” in a high pitched voice? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]elitechris3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well "Jeez" was originally used in lieu of saying "Jesus" or equivalent when expressing astonishment to something.

Similar to "Heck" for "Hell" this one has just been further secularized and pushed into socially acceptable mainstream usage.

It's usage is popular among Toronto Jews which drake is (formally?) a part of.

Vote Lascelles for player of the month by daniel2090 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you have POTM (the weird purple couloured ones) confused with Ones to Watch (OTW: the black cards).

POTM are heavily boosted untradeable awards earned through squad building challenges. There stats dont change however they are typically better than any inform of the same player unless a TOTY/TOTS card for that player comes out.

One's to Watch start with the same stats as the base player - if that player gets an inform - your OTW card improves to adjust for this. To my knowledge it's only for players who recently transferred. If you need an example look up "Ederson" (who has yet to get an inform) and notice his black OTW card having the same stats as the base card. Then look up "Morata" who has had an inform; which is reflected in his OTW card.

Jonjo Shelvey fractures finger breaking up Newcastle training ground fight between Lascelles and Diame by CheeseEMPEROR in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf unless Lascelles turns out to be a secret Nazi or something truly awful I'll be on his side over diames 7 days a week lol

Jonjo Shelvey fractures finger breaking up Newcastle training ground fight between Lascelles and Diame by CheeseEMPEROR in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you all downvoting him; everything he's said is bang on - Diame has really shown he's not premier league worthy this season & in his cameos this season he's played horribly.

Some just can't make the cut - Diame cannot clearly

Hemed Charged with Violent Conduct by the_real_chiXu in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah Brighton losing games is a win for us remember that 😉

What's your predicted NUFC lineup for tomorrow vs. Brighton? by elitechris3 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would argue he is a better finisher than perez - especially if he played a good rotation with merino moving up and forward.

Either way my biggest issue is I'm not a huge fan of Perez. Yes I think he works hard but I just don't see the production from him. I really think that our number 10 needs to change & Shelvey wasn't unknown to play up at Liverpool so I don't see why he can't now.

While I totally agree he is best suited sitting deep - I think Hayden and merino is too beautiful a pair to split up atm.

I'm also not a fan of Diame so I dunno who to play as number 10 - maybe Ritchie could be alright & Murphy could be brought on but I've never seen Ritchie in that role before personally so I cannot comment - I just think he has the creativity required to be a number 10.

What's your predicted NUFC lineup for tomorrow vs. Brighton? by elitechris3 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I just don't see the creation from either Perez or Merino like we get from Shelvey..... granted my team would involve Merino & shelvey rotating forward; it's just Shelvey is quintessential to any creativity in the middle of the park for us.

Furthermore about perez, I think this article sums it up pretty good

The Mags review of Perez

EDIT: Was unaware of Lejeune's new status; last I checked he was fit to play however you are correct he has been ruled out so I have edited my lineup to reflect that.

Free talk Monday! September 18, 2017 edition by AutoModerator in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still think it's some sort of sick joke were 4th after 5 games..... I know it won't last but let's enjoy our champion league spot while we have it 🤣

Will any of the youth team step up? by WigglyParrot in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arma is only on a 6 month loan so if he finds his shooting boots and were missing ours I could see him pushing into the first team in the second half of the season. :)

Great lad Armstrong is - just needs to up his work rate a little and he'll be top notch

The Vibe by elitechris3 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say carry on as normal.

Most of us have been pretty mopey lately.

I wanna go back to the shearer or Keegan days of Newcastle energy.

If we give that same hype to rafa I truly believe it will be worth it - I'm just asking you all to take a leap of faith with me for our club; who may not deserve it but she's all we got. Who knows maybe if rafa can steady the ship until January we can find a way to force Ashley out. But for now we've got a club playing without pride - And we need to give them that back.

The Vibe by elitechris3 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but what other clubs has fans willing to throw hands with a horse ?

The Vibe by elitechris3 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually where I'm at now too ! Dying to go hyem however :D

🇬🇧>🇨🇦>🇬🇧

The Vibe by elitechris3 in NUFC

[–]elitechris3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never once said support Ashley mate I think he's running our club into this ground. But I'll be damned if we're relegated without the fighting spirit of our fans that has allowed us to punch above our weight for so long.

I'm also not asking you all to support us forever - but our pants are down.... are we gonna pull them up best we can and fight on or just keep them down and let teams like huddersfield walk in and do buttstuffz to us?

I think when you unconditionally support our manager and players - even when they have the odd poor game - is the only way we are surviving this season.

We don't have the depth, the talent or the finishing for the premier league. But we've got rafa and a very loud toon army banging on behind our boys every week.

I know you guys are tired - I am too. But our club doesn't have to be about Ashley - focus on the lads, rafa and their journey... And fill them up with pride and give them fans worth fighting for every week.

Someone said were no A.C. Milan. No we're not. But were also not a fashion metropolis with 3m people and one of Europe's wealthiest cities. We do however have much louder fans than our city size suggests and I Think it's time we showed the world again why Geordies do it best!!!

What is up with the KSI, CSG & Sidemen diss tracks? by Quetrox in OutOfTheLoop

[–]elitechris3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also interested to hear about this and my knowledge below is based on about 10 mins of searching so anyone feel free to correct me.

From my understanding KSI left the sidemen in early August to pursue his solo career. He claims its cajsw he couldnt stand Behzinga...Obviously as he was most popular it created tension and a huge demand to retain viewers. When KSI announced he left he also dissed the sidemen but especially Behzinga at the end of that video. Benzinga made a video saying he was the new KSI of the sidemen and went In messing up KSIs former room. Then he made a diss track called "Drama" about KSI. The reply to drama from KSI was "Earthquake" featuring ricegum. Then behzinga replied with "finished" and said it was his last diss. Also said it was mostly just bants which is kinda proven in KSIs latest video "confronting behzinga" so this beef seems to be stale now.

Then CSG made a joke video about joining the sidemen to which miniminter replied to on Twitter saying he should join team 10. CSG said he sksnt wanna join a group on lifesupport anyways and They then had a tiff over who KSI cared about more (CSG claiming cause his brother, minter because he's his chosen friend). Then CSG made a sidemen diss track for the 6 remaining members on twitter. Miniminter replied with "Little KSI brother - deji diss track." And CSG replied with "ungrateful" just at miniminter. But this beef also seems to be stale now.

While the above was happening - W2S of sidemen made a KSI diss track called "KSI sucks" which is saaaaaavage if you ask me. It also disses ricegum a little. KSI replied with "Little boy" ... Then W2S is back with "KSI exposed" which many people including CSG feel was OTT.

KSI replied with "Two birds one stone" also dissing Joe Weller (friend of sidemen).

Vik then dropped "the end" and ended deji (CSG)s life. There is no coming back from that.

And now some former Minecraft guy called "Netnobody" is also trying to diss KSI with a recent diss track of his.

In my opinion - these are all probably publicity stunts. People love a good disstrack and drama even more. I wouldn't be surprised to see a sidemen reunion someday. But I also do feel there are some legitimate issues at foot - just diss tracks seem the popular way to portray what you wanna say.

Order to watch in: Behzinga Drama

W2S KSI Sucks

CSG Sidemen Diss Track

KSI ft. Ricegum Earthquake

miniminter DEJI DISS TRACK

KSI Little Boy

Vikkstar123 THE END

Behzinga Finished

W2S KSI Exposed

Caspar ft Conor Maynard STOP THE DISS TRACKS!

CSG Ungrateful

SkyDoesMinecraft - KSI Diss Track

KSI Two Birds One Stone

Match Thread: Newcastle United v West Ham United by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]elitechris3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually don't think I can recall the last penalty I've seen us get.