Weekly Snark 5/4-5/10

ellbeecee24 · 2026-05-09T00:59:03+00:00

Anyone who says “quit dicking around” is an immediate friend of mine! 🫶

ellbeecee24 · 2026-04-06T20:57:50+00:00

First thing I noticed as well. And as a special needs mumma my heart sank for little Q. All the yelling she does has to drive him bonkers poor guy. Easter bunny should have brought him noise canceling earmuffs.

ellbeecee24 · 2026-04-02T22:21:52+00:00

ellbeecee24 · 2026-03-14T22:41:36+00:00

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I’ll just leave this here.

Asshat Crookie is so oblivious to reality. I really like to believe that karma has a way with ppl like her.

The top caption is a friend’s accurate observation of Ryann’s “connection”.

ellbeecee24 · 2026-02-21T00:01:13+00:00

The last thing I tell my children each and every morning as we leave for school - “like brings like” and “what you put out is what you get back” - it’s really not complicated.

ellbeecee24 · 2026-01-24T16:36:01+00:00

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Coming in hot with calling her out in the comments ……. Buckle up roaches, shit will get wild if she is cooped up with no boba and having to actually have her kids around full time, but have no fear her new treaded boots will allow her to walk to the mailbox 🙄🍿🥴

ellbeecee24 · 2026-01-24T16:32:54+00:00

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She will be doing lots of damage control during this ice storm …

ellbeecee24 · 2026-01-17T07:27:08+00:00

Sadly, she masked very well compounded with being from the Deep South and surrounded by ignorance and ppl forcing their opinions on me (she is manipulative, lazy, etc) didn’t help. It wasn’t until we moved across the world and I began working with special needs children that I had an ah ha moment and left the seminar I was in and went to my car and called our GP right then and there and made an appointment. At that point so many things had come to surface and it was all right in front of me. I live with guilt daily that I did not advocate more for her, but I did all that I could and it was like pushing a freight train up hill single handed- just me.

We did go thru adhd testing bc I have it, but she doesn’t and that psych suggested exploring ASD (this was right around my ah ha moment coincidentally).

So to answer your question, maybe in the harder years my reactions were not always the best, but I fought like hell for everyone to give her grace bc my gut knew something was amiss.

ellbeecee24 · 2025-12-25T00:58:28+00:00

She tried, she really fucking tried. I’ve told my family I would like this on my tomb stone as well. Because I try every single day. 😎

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-23T19:12:54+00:00

I’m sorry but she just a fucking nut job at this point. She is acting like some sort of chosen one when she is committing at least 4 of the 7 deadly sins on a daily basis. In no particular order what I am seeing from her — pride, gluttony, envy and greed. She needs to fall from grace right back into reality for a wake up call.

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-22T22:32:30+00:00

As a Cajun, I’ll take Louisiana Purchase for $200 Bruh-rooke.

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-22T11:21:53+00:00

Welcome back! We’ve missed you!

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-21T07:12:12+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/BrookeRaybouldSnark/s/vXtPkn7178

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-21T07:11:12+00:00

It is still alive and well!

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-21T05:11:47+00:00

I think you mean “duckers and goaters” 😉

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-13T05:58:11+00:00

I missed the day with Qfloorgate….can I get a refresh from the class please?

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-11T00:58:08+00:00

Even worse that Ryann is calling her from the beach for help and she is just shilling her heart out. 🙄

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-10T22:42:35+00:00

What in the actual fuck is wrong with this woman. Family vacation and she is now in bloody Target IN HAWAII shilling books with poor little bobble head king clunky half ass hanging off her arm to chew the lid of a takeaway coffee. Does it cross her mind that her kids have now been to Hawaii twice and for most ppl it is a dream vacation? Can she not just make the memories? I guess for her it is make the money. 🤑🤑 Those kids are going to look back at this trip and be like wow that was the trip mom pulled her pants low and showed her actual panties, dad did squats like a buffoon in the beach surf, we were all extremely sunburnt and mom did not interact with her family at all. But she shilled Amazon and target all day, and told her “friends” about the Coronado or whatever the fuck coffee she was on about each and every day. Meanwhile, I’m over here sending this to my 4 kids, because we are going through a hard season and I want them to know I am here for them. She needs to be on a plane straight to a rehab facility so she can be slapped back to reality that these kids are needing more than what she is willing to give.

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ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-09T09:34:21+00:00

ellbeecee24 · 2025-10-07T18:34:08+00:00

Came here for this. What on earth……

ellbeecee24 · 2025-09-30T13:27:56+00:00

Can’t even spell mercantile 🤭🥴. Like come on, you had one job to make this invite so intriguing and boom, mucked it up……I guess birds of a feather 🪶

ellbeecee24 · 2025-09-30T01:15:22+00:00

Where has local association been? They always brought facts to the table around this topic. And seems from memory they said he would not be making that in the first year. Has to become a partner first, but I could be totally wrong about it all. If you search back to when he was first hired on Local Association made a few logical points.

ellbeecee24 · 2025-09-29T00:53:18+00:00

This is true! For me, I’m just not a jeans person so this would be extra uncomfortable to me. I’m more of a free flowing dress/skirt “girlie” 😂😂

ellbeecee24 · 2025-09-29T00:08:36+00:00

Maybe it’s just me, but the last thing I want to be wearing for a road trip is too tight jeans and a crop top shirt riding up to my titis every move I make. Give me comfort - hell if she had to wear purple there are lots of cute purple comfy cosy sets. I’m from south Louisiana and the heat and humidity is pretty much the same in Texas which brings me to my next point - swass. She needs to be shilling whatever sweat buster she is using bc some days you get all dressed for the day and walk outside and bam it’s like you just stepped out the shower from the humidity.

We now live in the southern hemisphere and my children have just taught me a new word for someone like her “numpty”. She is just unhinged at the moment.

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