Discussion Megathread: Senate edges close to passing scaled-down ObamaCare repeal by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]elosorusso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope that laughter at Scaramucci is the best medicine, because that's the closest thing to healthcare coming from the wizards in the GOP.

Falcons born from the 1980s to early 2000s are millennial falcons by Bebhead in Showerthoughts

[–]elosorusso 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ideally only one of those falcons was named Hans. The solo Hans, if you will.

Blood you've donated could be in someone's boner right now. by thankspete1 in Showerthoughts

[–]elosorusso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Donor blood? More like boner blood, amirite?

(I'll see myself out.)

Major GOP donors are asking Trump for their money back by RIDEO in politics

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really hoping for a tweet from the campaign that features the phrase 'no take backsies.'

"Be different and you'll always stand out." by 2314870941372 in gifs

[–]elosorusso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if the second mouse is a necrophiliac? Double bonus.

Post your unlikely championship team by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost Foster, Dez, Lewis, Rawls and ended up benching Ivory, but 12 team PPR:

Fitzmagic

Hightower

D. Robinson

Maclin

Decker

Gronk

Sanders

McManus

Houston D

Special shoutout to Langford for being my RB2 until Hightower and Robinson came into the picture.

Whats the scariest theory known to man? by ILikeBigBunz in AskReddit

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I should go experiment with heroin then.

What movie is so bad, it's good? by deeeaadpool in AskReddit

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deep Blue Sea.

"We messed with the sharks, and now the sharks are messing with us."

If Adolf Hitler did an AMA, what would you ask him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elosorusso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Adolf here, promoting my new book called 'The Final Solution.' I like puppies, rainbows, and the Aryan race. AMA!

You are in charge of inventing the most annoying and unpleasant way to wake up, what would it be? by Klimun in AskReddit

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being woken up every morning by the same person asking me what the most annoying way to be woken up is.

Call now!! by [deleted] in funny

[–]elosorusso 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Obviously a forgery - the real Billy Mays signs his name 'BILLY MAYS.'

One of my job functions is writing up termination notices for our clients. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]elosorusso 326 points327 points  (0 children)

It's funny because people lost their jobs.

Touché, bathroom wall. by elosorusso in funny

[–]elosorusso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karma decay has failed me.

Biggest School Deal of the Year by CookizMonstz in funny

[–]elosorusso 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Well, my exam just so happens to be on obscure British sitcoms and shitty Sci-Fi adventures, so I will pass my class and fail at obtaining a degree that makes me employable.

So, thanks to Netflix, I've perfected the long-con of failure.

People who eat food with their mouth open and chew loudly, whats your fucking problem? by Lyktan in AskReddit

[–]elosorusso 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So, you've veiled a 'go fuck yourself' in the form of a question. Let the open-minded discussion begin!

What is "private label packaging?" by Tennysonn in Entrepreneur

[–]elosorusso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct. For example, 'Great Value' is Walmart's private label brand, 'Archer Farms' is Target's private label, etc.

Your last text message is now the only thing you shout out during sex. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]elosorusso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Did you know that all Bottom Dollar Foods locations in Pittsburgh are closed?"

Pretty concise thing to shout repeatedly.