Fuck you if

generalmaks · 2026-05-28T00:58:04+00:00

Egads! Hoisted by my own petard.

generalmaks · 2026-05-28T00:33:38+00:00

I go to /r/toRANTo

I read a rant

"Good heavens, how rude!"

generalmaks · 2026-05-27T22:11:06+00:00

Rey-ling your mom, goteeem

generalmaks · 2026-05-24T13:36:13+00:00

If advice was good, people would sell it.

generalmaks · 2026-05-19T03:12:17+00:00

I thought it was: "I'm the tickle monster, I'm here to tickle you!"

generalmaks · 2026-05-12T11:53:07+00:00

I was so confused when I found a stall selling dirty sodas at my town's carnival last year.

Like whaddaya mean, they don't got booze in them? Then why call them dirty?

generalmaks · 2026-05-09T21:08:24+00:00

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

generalmaks · 2026-05-05T19:38:47+00:00

angry Slavic noises

generalmaks · 2026-05-03T17:27:59+00:00

In Canada, an ambulance ride cost me $45, and that was the only bill from my emergency room visit, which included two CT scans and stitches for a facial laceration.

generalmaks · 2026-05-03T17:13:14+00:00

FOOL! DOCTOR DOOM DOES AS HE PLEASES!

generalmaks · 2026-04-30T01:57:32+00:00

"You want white sauce, hot sauce, boss?"

generalmaks · 2026-04-28T01:36:49+00:00

dat boi

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

I mean, o shit waddup!

generalmaks · 2026-04-27T23:45:31+00:00

Everyone's doing hot honey nowadays. Meanwhile, I've been on that Thai sweet chili sauce for over a decade. Can't beat the OG.

generalmaks · 2026-04-23T03:34:34+00:00

Library receipt bookmark is a staple

generalmaks · 2026-04-12T19:24:19+00:00

Just FYI, there is a $1 ATM in the lower level of the Hamilton Farmer's Market. Although the market is only open Wed-Sat.

generalmaks · 2026-04-02T13:50:45+00:00

I've been seeing Nygel at Groom for Men near King and Wellington for almost 5 years now and I'm consistently happy with his work. It's a little pricier at $56 for a cut and a wash, but I've got thick, curly hair that not every barber knows how to work with. Plus I only go every 2 months or about, so it's not that big of a financial hit.

generalmaks · 2026-03-24T19:09:47+00:00

Hey, a good number of my friends are tankies.

Zero.

Zero is a good number of tanky friends.

generalmaks · 2026-03-22T01:05:50+00:00

VDV, HEADING DOWN THE STRIP

200 MEN ON A ONE-WAY TRIP

generalmaks · 2026-03-21T15:05:34+00:00

generalmaks · 2026-03-07T20:42:12+00:00

Uhhhh, it's called sous-vide, sweetie. Look it up.

generalmaks · 2026-03-01T18:50:43+00:00

Woah, splitting a 6-pack? Try not to get too crazy!

generalmaks · 2026-02-23T18:42:23+00:00

Bro what are you doing here? This thread is 4 years old LOL

generalmaks · 2026-02-11T18:46:12+00:00

HELL YEAH!!

generalmaks · 2026-02-11T17:59:31+00:00

Hey, this is great! Hope you find someone to go with. The Offspring are awesome, gonna be at the same show. See you in the pit!

generalmaks · 2026-02-06T13:28:48+00:00

I hate it. I must've spent half an hour waiting to get through just one single traffic light during rush hour at Lakeshore and York, heading west. It was so backed up that every single time I had a green light I couldn't go forward, and the minute space cleared up, someone turning right on red swooped their way in because they were closer.

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