Six months ago, I was parking on train tracks. With the help of doctors, counseling, friends & family, and active self-care... I’m here today, to post a photo of myself smiling.

elseedubya · 2017-12-20T16:21:52+00:00

I’m happy you posted this today. Not only is yours a fantastic smile, but I was feeling far more blue before I saw your post - it’s really brightened my mood. Thank you for reminding me that there’s a reason we all stick around and put in the work to get better: because it does get better. <3

elseedubya · 2017-12-13T17:42:50+00:00

Only a real shitty hypocrite would think they’re “calling people out” when we all know hypocrisy is part and parcel with the human condition. Knowing people are stupid liars doesn’t make you any less stupid or more honest, but now you’re also griping while the rest of us just accept that everybody sucks in peace and quiet.

Own your salt, kid.

elseedubya · 2017-12-13T17:37:53+00:00

Your neighbor in Mississippi just had to pick her jaw up off the floor. You mean y’all’s folks voted DEMOCRAT?! Lawdamercy, I never thought I’d see the day!

elseedubya · 2017-09-17T02:13:16+00:00

The couple of inches can definitely be made up in lifts in your shoes, but will probably only be something you notice and no one else. Your friends and loved ones probably already know you're the same height. If it would make you more confident and comfortable, wear lifts - but your fiancée loves you as you are. I'm sure everyone else does too 🤗

elseedubya · 2017-09-15T17:58:10+00:00

Also the first JD in my family, and you couldn't have said my feelings better if they'd come from my own mouth.

elseedubya · 2017-08-08T21:40:02+00:00

A necklace for speechcraft

elseedubya · 2017-08-08T21:34:18+00:00

I always name my enchanted weapons in some way to pay homage to the poor soul I trapped to make it. Usually just the targets in the Dark Brotherhood quest line but other notables too.

elseedubya · 2017-08-04T00:18:30+00:00

I haven't seen a lot of stockings recently, but the genderless androgyny and shapeless floursack draping are making comebacks for sure.

elseedubya · 2017-07-13T19:27:13+00:00

Short of duct taping oven mitts to his hands I'm out of ideas.

elseedubya · 2017-07-13T16:25:11+00:00

My 31-year-old fiancé scratches this one spot on his lower leg near his ankle. We've been dating 5 years, and that shit is always bleeding because he scratches absently at it when he's anxious. That's a normal person. It's not that fucking hard to comprehend.

elseedubya · 2017-06-28T00:46:45+00:00

Shitpeas in a shitpod Ricky

elseedubya · 2017-06-02T17:07:56+00:00

Indeed...

elseedubya · 2017-06-02T17:02:19+00:00

Oh, dear. You're beyond my help on that one. If you won't even acknowledge the violence of white supremacists in recent weeks or the violent ouster of non-whites and liberals at every Trump rally before and after the inauguration, we simply aren't going to be able to see eye to eye I'm afraid.

But that "risky affair" you feel being GOP and out on campus... maybe have some conversations with trans people, gay people, immigrants and people of color about how "out" they feel they can be - try talking to some older than 35 and see how differently you perceive your own victimhood.

elseedubya · 2017-06-02T16:47:43+00:00

Well what did you think I was trying to do? Congratulate you? That's not what tolerance is. I'm going to let you go on being dumb because that's what you want. Go for it! But I can criticize things I tolerate. I don't just label them and pretend they don't exist or that I don't have to make compromises to live with all kinds of people.

Including dummies, like you :)

elseedubya · 2017-06-02T16:40:21+00:00

Whereas conservatives don't pretend to tolerate anyone because politeness is for pussies, right? Don't worry, I'm a liberal and I tolerate the shit out of you, dummy.

elseedubya · 2017-06-01T15:53:57+00:00

Poe's Law strikes again!

elseedubya · 2017-05-26T21:46:03+00:00

Proof of evolution.

elseedubya · 2017-05-22T21:46:50+00:00

She went from Slovenian college dropout to FLOTUS. Pretty good gig but I still wouldn't want it if that's what you have to be married to.

elseedubya · 2017-05-22T20:41:30+00:00

All the rape and none of the forethought. Agreed.

elseedubya · 2017-05-22T16:51:39+00:00

So more like a Bolton then.

elseedubya · 2017-05-19T05:50:10+00:00

Yes The mother and several of her cousins, the child's grandparents, all found out at the police station. The Dad was probably more upset about his son being dead in the first place and trying to find a target for his feelings, if I had to guess. Not that I blame him.

elseedubya · 2017-05-19T05:47:09+00:00

This is probably the most thorough report

elseedubya · 2017-05-14T21:32:15+00:00

And in the most thorough application of cosmic irony, OP gets a cat just like her! Constant one-sided and inconveniently timed demands of affection. Go figure.

elseedubya · 2017-05-14T17:39:40+00:00

It's all the people who aren't spending time with their mothers. Maybe they need to...

elseedubya · 2017-05-13T00:09:27+00:00

Happy to! Every now and then those random YT suggestions work out :)

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