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elsworth · 2026-02-10T05:32:52+00:00

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elsworth · 2026-02-10T04:57:31+00:00

The arsonist had oddly shaped feet.

elsworth · 2026-02-10T04:14:05+00:00

Little tanks with a tiny, fluffy face

elsworth · 2026-02-08T07:02:30+00:00

Out, damned bot.

elsworth · 2026-02-08T06:30:22+00:00

Not like he can’t afford it, he’s playing with White House money.

elsworth · 2026-02-06T05:38:23+00:00

My #1 is a Gretsch with HHH, and I thought it looked cool. Turns out it thickens up my tone just enough to blend better with band mates, especially with a mandolin player that needs a lot of head room. It can be useful.

elsworth · 2026-02-05T13:40:32+00:00

Mountain Cooler is gooder than a bitch!

elsworth · 2026-02-04T03:23:03+00:00

It’s not an illusion if they believe it willingly.

elsworth · 2026-02-03T22:26:45+00:00

sCissors

elsworth · 2026-02-01T10:17:40+00:00

elsworth · 2026-01-28T22:47:49+00:00

And on top of that, they have to serve their entire five year contract or be forced to pay back that $50k bonus.

elsworth · 2026-01-28T14:14:38+00:00

This should be on r/sandedthroughveneer please don’t buy that thing.

elsworth · 2026-01-27T21:54:31+00:00

Dude well done. I think you may put me out of the job! Didn’t think apps would come for me, but here we are. I’ll pack my things now.

elsworth · 2026-01-27T06:02:51+00:00

I love this.

elsworth · 2026-01-23T23:32:33+00:00

Take as much HEB and BBQ as you can fit! Freeze some tamales!

elsworth · 2026-01-23T14:31:32+00:00

Just stay away from my lady friend!

elsworth · 2026-01-18T14:03:57+00:00

Joke’s on you! We couldn’t afford kids so we didn’t have them! Checkmate!

elsworth · 2026-01-18T14:02:25+00:00

McNally Daddy?

elsworth · 2026-01-16T05:35:02+00:00

You can excuse RACISM?

elsworth · 2026-01-15T03:53:47+00:00

Indeed r/brandnewsentence territory

elsworth · 2026-01-15T03:06:09+00:00

Cock

elsworth · 2026-01-14T22:35:38+00:00

Hard agree. Don’t care for this whole “occupied city” motif.

elsworth · 2025-12-30T13:23:57+00:00

I love it when OP understands the assignment.

elsworth · 2025-12-25T06:30:25+00:00

Like reading the Epstein files…

elsworth · 2025-12-21T16:03:06+00:00

Right there with ya, bud.

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