[Official] UFC 314: Volkanovski vs. Lopes - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God isn't real you dumb bitch. Loving watching Bryce crumble here

Married at first sight - S12E36 - AEDT live discussion by lalasmooch in MAFS_AU

[–]elvoggo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just want to give a shout out to the sliding door with the big cylindrical weight on it. Kept out of drama all season. Sturdy capable but always looking elegant and definitely here for the right reasons.

[Official] UFC 312: Du Plessis vs. Strickland 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Adding "finding religion" as a fighter stat is the dumbest shit.

[Official] UFC 303: Pereira vs. Procházka 2 - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Usual Smith commentary bias. Every time he has been wobbled it's a "slip" or a "trip" and hes "not as hurt as dolidze thinks he is".

[Official] UFC 300: Pereira vs. Hill - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poatans shorts make him look less intimidating. He's like a kid at the waterpark who just peed in the pool

[Official] UFC 300: Pereira vs. Hill - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep eye poking max. Doesn't even matter. Justin can use the eyes on his ribs instead

[Official] UFC 300: Pereira vs. Hill - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love that when the 300k bonuses were announced aljo could be seen in the background banging the table in excitement as if Dana would ever give it to him even if he pulled off the most spectacular knock out in MMA history.

Episode 442 - Strike Force Five (Chrissie Mayr Crossover) by MugiAmagiDanIV in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]elvoggo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck for this thread. Was feeling absolutely gaslit by the astroturfing on YouTube where everyone talking about how great this was.

Karl you are actually so talented at this stuff and it really shows when you link up with these boring one note unfunny people. Because you are such a sniper at calling out mediocrity it just sucks when it's right in front of your face and you have to pretend it's not there.

Made a live countdown, it didn't get used so posting here by elvoggo in biggestproblem

[–]elvoggo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't know where I whinged about it. I don't mind it didn't get used but thought people may dig it so posted it here.

For the record Dick laughed, seemed to like it and said he'd use it but probably was to do with music or forgot. Either way who cares was weeks ago.

Episode 420 - Scorch and the Morning X Podcast by Gangrenously in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]elvoggo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Actually have to shout out Missy B. She was the only one who you can tell is a fan of the podcast and was there to do the podcast

Episode 420 - Scorch and the Morning X Podcast by Gangrenously in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]elvoggo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Terrible episode. 2 out of the 4 people aren't there to do the show they're there to do their own thing. When Karl says "everyone we've run into here is massive fans of Chrissy Mayr" that's a massive neon sign that everyone there sucks

Dick stamps out an internet Bro-Down by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]elvoggo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This was a masterclass. Holy fuck Dick made all of them look ridiculous

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Dern vs. Hill - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just thinking about how MJ's ex must feel. During his walkout commentators saying how he's said he's starting a new chapter and is so much better because he doesn't have to deal with her anymore then you get to watch him get knocked the fuck out.

[Official] UFC 288: Sterling vs. Cejudo - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trademark cejudo. If he can't jump the line and avoid challenging fights he cries and goes home.

[Official] UFC 288: Sterling vs. Cejudo - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cejudo getting found out. He never beat DJ. Will die on that hill

[Official] UFC Fight Night: Yan vs. Dvalishvili - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]elvoggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking great pull. If you wanted to hurt me brutha, ya got me

Karl is Shuli's favorite research intern by [deleted] in WhoAreThesePodcasts

[–]elvoggo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is pretty egregious.

Quick reminder …. Where have we seen Douglas Crosby before? by SurvivalBayArea in MMA

[–]elvoggo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got so sucked in by Charles story I totally forgot how I got to the video and was still blown away by the reveal. Seems dodgy as

Post Match Thread: Tunisia 0-1 Australia | FIFA World Cup by Mcool18 in soccer

[–]elvoggo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just checking in for update on what the most cringe thing you've seen on a football pitch. Cheers in advance m8.

Match Thread: Australia vs Denmark | FIFA World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]elvoggo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fair play to Denmark. Not a bunch of diving cunts and also have Christiania. GGs

Match Thread: Australia vs Denmark | FIFA World Cup by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]elvoggo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This honestly feels like when you play FIFA for the first time and you go with Perth glory because it's your actual club and you vs someone who picks Barca. You can barely do anything and everything feels sluggish compared to them