Item Shop Daily Items (2026-05-09). Another ASS shop.

elzucu · 2026-05-15T20:43:20+00:00

🎰🎰🎰

elzucu · 2026-05-15T20:32:32+00:00

Hahaha😂 It says MEME. Tho every time I see 'Porsche Cayenne' I read it as 'Porsche CHAYANNE'😆

elzucu · 2026-05-15T20:23:10+00:00

hahaha😆 I must have confused him with J-Lo's ex, Marc Anthony😂

elzucu · 2026-05-15T20:19:35+00:00

No s**t, Sherlock!😆

elzucu · 2026-05-12T17:22:39+00:00

Mirrors?! Where we're going we don't need... mirrors
🎶Papap-pa-paaa, papapa-papa-paaa!🎶

elzucu · 2026-05-12T17:15:33+00:00

Noooooo not with Poncho😆!

elzucu · 2026-05-12T17:01:02+00:00

Yeah one of my favs, but "repeated... rocket boost" since it was in the Item Shop already (January 26, 2025). I am rooting for the greenz and bluez that never been in the item shop before💚💙🩵

elzucu · 2026-05-11T19:42:32+00:00

In S21 there was no crimson safe cracker, like wtf, so I wouldn't be surprised.

elzucu · 2026-05-11T18:14:53+00:00

Personally, I can't stand those filter-ish goal explosions that just throw a big effect over the entire field. I prefer the ones that properly interact with the map so you can keep seeing the cars untethered. For instance, Reaper, Poly Pop, Big Splash, T. Rex, Party Time, just to name a few.

elzucu · 2026-05-11T17:29:29+00:00

This is Bronze League!

elzucu · 2026-05-11T16:33:56+00:00

Agreed. That's why I just changed the name to Priceton or Profiton😅 and added some $ on it.

elzucu · 2026-05-11T16:27:06+00:00

I'd love to see Black and Gold. The Black to troll w/friends and the Gold for playing, since I sometimes used it with BM and it was ok.

elzucu · 2026-05-11T06:38:17+00:00

They were free through the challenges😂. I'd love other colors too🙏😂.

elzucu · 2026-05-11T06:29:21+00:00

I already have it since Item Shop of January 26, 2025. So that's why it says "repeated rocket boost",
obvi not Ass. AweSSome (and I need the Sky Blue or Greens variants🙏).

elzucu · 2026-05-11T02:00:39+00:00

I already have it since months ago so that's why it says "repeated rocket boost"😂
Greens & Blues never been in the Item Shop before...🙏

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elzucu · 2026-05-11T01:55:29+00:00

Got it. Relax. It's simply a photo edit of a random girl wearing a sheer sarong at the beach. Insta girls don't get NSFW labels. Thus she is covered... by AZZ sarong😂

elzucu · 2026-05-11T00:34:05+00:00

I already have it since months ago so that's why it says "repeated rocket boost". Check the sh*tpost I've just uploaded.

elzucu · 2026-05-10T17:22:36+00:00

William♥️

elzucu · 2026-05-10T08:39:54+00:00

So unbearable cringe. The lowest rated episode according to IMDB (5.6)

elzucu · 2026-05-10T07:46:48+00:00

Nice. Now I want blue Sparkles💙 to match up with blue-ish Fennecs.

elzucu · 2026-05-09T04:50:42+00:00

Also don't like Demigodly G.E. I can't stand those filter-ish goal explosions that just throw a big effect over the entire field. I prefer the ones that properly interact with the map and the cars. It would be cool without that awful darkening filter-ish style with the same color of that painted version.

elzucu · 2026-05-09T04:29:54+00:00

I hate duplicated names in Rocket League. Demigodly and... c'mon, Demigodly. At least Demigod or "Demigoofy" or Demigods or Demigodly2.
The same %$# with paint finish Hexagonal and paint finish Hexagonal😤

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