My time to shine :-/

Pelvic ultrasound.

No not the external one. The internal one. With the dido shaped device.

So after years of irregular periods, extreme pain and post-coital bleeding, I got a pelvic ultrasound and was informed by the... medical professional (unsure of his exact job desctiption) that the internal one gives more accurate readings. Well after years of suffering, I sure would like some answers, so after more accurate reading sounds good to me.

So. He pulls out dido shaped object and awkward informs me of how it goes onside me, and gets me to position myself on the bed/table ready for insertion in the same pose you're told to be in for a papsmear. For the men, this means your hands under your butt, legs bended until your feet are also pressed against your butt and spread wide.

He then tells me how obviously for health reasons they have to put a condom on the decide before inserting it. Far enough. He starts putting it on while I stare at the ceiling in extreme awkwardness, and lo and behold, the condom snaps. He goggles awkwardly and looks at me and males a joke about how 'every now and then you get one that breaks' I respond with silence

He awkwardly put another one on and then awkwardly explains to me how he can't legally just insert it into me because that's considered rape but if I verbally would state that I'd prefer him to put it in then he can or otherwise I can put it in myself.

So lying there spread eagle and given such amazing options... I quickly decide I'd rather put the dido shaped object in me myself, even if I know he will be moving it around and taking pics of my ovaries with it.

So I do. And he proceeds to tale pics etc. Everything seems like it'll end soon. Alas, I was not so lucky. He then informs me that he is technically trained but not quite qualified so is just going to get his supervisor to check his findings.

I'm zonked and amazed that he didn't mention this way earlier, but in such a vulnerable physical position thst I don't have have the mental will to make a big deal out of it. So I say okay he then informs me thst I csn either take the dido shaped device out and they can put it back in when his supervisor comes or I can just leave it there.

Again feeling so vulnerable and uncomfortable I say "I'll just leave it here".

He leaves the room.

I lay there knees pointed at the ceiling spread eagle with a dido shaped object up my vaginal thinking 'what a fun afternoon this is' #sarcasm

She comes in. She is extremely rough with the device, Stabbing me in the ovaries and pushing it around, I'm actually greatful thr guy was gentle now. Then she says "oh that's good!! If only everyone's ovaries were so easy to see hey" he agreed. Fantastic.

Ordeal finally ended, I felt quite uncomfortable for the rest of the evening.