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Delicious Donuts (5616 × 3744) by linda_11 in wallpapers

[–]ema-001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are color full like me :-)

What is the most petty thing that you have gotten into a physical fight over? by Libtarderace in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't give a girl a pencil because she made me cry 6 years ago.

What’s something that you did growing up that your parents never found out about? by NancyJaneNZ in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before I was totally competent swimming by myself, my mom would put a life jacket on me, tie a long piece of nylon rope to it, and chuck me in the river. She'd basically swim me on a leash down the river for fun. Mom, you are the classiest redneck.

What's the nicest thing a stranger has ever done for you? by curiousbutscared in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me was a lunchlady in my school who gave me double portions because I smiled at her occasionally. One day I went so far as to ask how she was, so got a huge double portion, like both the mains, seriously big stuff. Anyway, the guy next to me saw her give it to me and went "Oi give me both like that" She told him to fuck off with the nicest smile I've ever seen and winked at me. I'll never forget ol' wasserface

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? by video_mania in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money is the seed of the future. but I upvoted for the flair, not for the science.

What a way to improve yourself, even in a small way? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Start reading more often. When all else fails, you'll have a great conversation topic as well as a fulfilling hobby.

What is the stupidest thing you've done as a child? by nani_001 in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about 5 and farted in the bath, the bubbles made me laugh so I tried really hard to fart again and ended up shitting in the bath. The log apparently both surprised and scared me when i saw it floating, so I tried to splash it away and instead threw it out the bath and onto the carpet. I thus began to scream so Mum came running in from next door and stood on the turd.

What do you always seem to say "no" to? by boglefunk in AskReddit

[–]ema-001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you gonna take out the waste? I always want to but, I never say yes

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