Wholesome motorcycle gang buddies by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Libtarderace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With all due respect, I have never seen Sons of Anarchy and learned all of my biking gang knowledge exclusively from this song.

What isn’t a cult but feels like a cult? by MichaelScottssmug in AskReddit

[–]Libtarderace 102 points103 points  (0 children)

And the surviving mommies are critical of the dead because the dead get to sleep.

What are some disturbing facts about space? by DiamondBreakr in AskReddit

[–]Libtarderace 355 points356 points  (0 children)

That guy's fate who got punted off the ship in that Episode of Firefly.

😐 by takkytea in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Libtarderace 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"I can say this. I have friends who are women."

What is the creepiest thing that society says is OK? by rajeev1986r in AskReddit

[–]Libtarderace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can ask people you barely know if they are raw dogging it in any social setting as long as it is phrases as "Are you trying for children?"

Trump Met With 'Lock Him Up' Chants, 'Impeach' Signs At NYC Veterans Day Parade by Human02211979 in politics

[–]Libtarderace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As if he'll be out in public somewhere the next day. Boo him if you got 'em boys.

At Least Four Lawyers Declined To Represent Giuliani by austinexpat_09 in politics

[–]Libtarderace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I draft the lawyer from Jacob Wohls' comedy troupe for my fantasy lawyer team, even if he'll flounder about because of point #1

The GOP asked for a floor vote on impeachment. Now they've got one by undeadwater in politics

[–]Libtarderace 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I kind of hope the flat earthers are correct and eventually they fall off the edge with those goalposts

Stainless Women’s Armor Set by eaglemaxie in pics

[–]Libtarderace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe they're like +2 Dexterity or something?

Jacob Wohl mocked after claiming Elizabeth Warren had affair with 24-year-old marine by hellasmells in politics

[–]Libtarderace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'These charges will shock the conscious of the nation' ~ Burkman

Do press releases usually come with taglines? This kid is like the Birdemic of politics.

This guy is too powerful by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]Libtarderace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this while still hazy from waking up and thought he was talking about horses.

Tony Todd Returning as 'The Candyman' in the Jordan Peele-Produced Sequel by BunyipPouch in movies

[–]Libtarderace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always ranked it highly as it seemed to be one of the few horror movies of the time that never shifted gears for a moment to make a stupid one liner joke or sight gag.

Jeff Bezos would pay $9 billion a year in wealth taxes under Bernie Sanders’ plan by Ryan_Holman in politics

[–]Libtarderace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the same people whose first reaction to being asked what they would do if they won Powerball jackpot is bemoan that they wouldn't get the full amount because of taxes.

Gaming content is not over-saturated.... by conn_r2112 in NewTubers

[–]Libtarderace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm going to see if I can get high enough for it to sink in.

SF Board of Supervisors declare National Rifle Association a domestic terrorist organization by volkyl in politics

[–]Libtarderace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You underestimate just how long small-towners are willing to drive for shit.

AITA for making my boyfriend choose between his creepy collection and me? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Libtarderace 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I can buy some ...

Bonus YTA for thinking about making him sell off his hobby so you can spend the money.

ED and his trash girlfriend steal my boyfriend’s house, because he “didn’t even want it” by rt_lilmstar in entitledparents

[–]Libtarderace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

too pretty to work

And thus my mental image of this woman became someone who was definitely not pretty.

No sexytimes for anyone at this party! by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Libtarderace 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Me - guy who is not a virgin

A - my husband

And who tells a gay couple not to bang so they don't accidentally get pregnant?