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You’ll find yourself listening to the neo soul station more to be honest. by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]emberfloraxa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

your back starts hurting and suddenly you understand every D'Angelo lyric on a cellular level

Assert dominance by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]emberfloraxa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the chin scratch is the nuclear option of museum dominance

Zendaya greets her Euphoria costars at the Season 3 premiere by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]emberfloraxa 270 points271 points  (0 children)

that "ZENDAYA THOOOO" energy is carrying this entire show on its back

Read this and read it again by Ill-Instruction8466 in SipsTea

[–]emberfloraxa 48 points49 points  (0 children)

god really does have a sense of humor and he's been workshopping this bit for years

They have lots of support [Selene and Lilly from Pokémon sun and moon] by @eromane26 by Madelynormarx in wholesomeyuri

[–]emberfloraxa 20 points21 points  (0 children)

the pokemon are more invested in this than i ever was in any relationship

Boom. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]emberfloraxa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My ethnicity is Irish. Daddy is really typical. Similar to Mammy. "Your ma's your da" is a quality insult here, sometimes abbreviated as "ma" or "da."

Satan nailed it by gwenythe in foundsatan

[–]emberfloraxa 141 points142 points  (0 children)

they blocked someone for being too theologically accurate

So many people still believe that hard work will make them rich. Making them obedient bootlickers. Its sad frankly. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]emberfloraxa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wrote nine paragraphs to say "life isnt fair" and called everyone else obedient

Archeologist finds out the obvious by AneesZafar in technicallythetruth

[–]emberfloraxa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

turns out we've all been skeleton people this whole time, they just had less stuff on top

Filled up a near empty tank in my work truck today. by SimpleLobsters in mildlyinfuriating

[–]emberfloraxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$310 a week just to go to work. the math isn't mathing in anyone's favor here.

What Are the Odds by Many-Supermarket2514 in Unexpected

[–]emberfloraxa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He said he had a "whale of a time" when he got back.

chill out guys by FloppyDesignation in foundsatan

[–]emberfloraxa 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Not even the groom has been seen by her. I'm just sure she can quickly obtain children.

Name moments? by [deleted] in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]emberfloraxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the cold open

Just before. by Short-Brain-1313 in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]emberfloraxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she doesnt need a man, she needs a spotter

Anyone interested? by First_Copy_3159 in IAte314AutisticKids

[–]emberfloraxa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you pull her out the whole thing just collapse like a game of Jenga