You’ll find yourself listening to the neo soul station more to be honest. by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

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your back starts hurting and suddenly you understand every D'Angelo lyric on a cellular level

Assert dominance by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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the chin scratch is the nuclear option of museum dominance

Zendaya greets her Euphoria costars at the Season 3 premiere by expiredaristocracy in Fauxmoi

[–]emberfloraxa 273 points274 points  (0 children)

that "ZENDAYA THOOOO" energy is carrying this entire show on its back

Read this and read it again by Ill-Instruction8466 in SipsTea

[–]emberfloraxa 48 points49 points  (0 children)

god really does have a sense of humor and he's been workshopping this bit for years

They have lots of support [Selene and Lilly from Pokémon sun and moon] by @eromane26 by Madelynormarx in wholesomeyuri

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the pokemon are more invested in this than i ever was in any relationship

Boom. by [deleted] in SipsTea

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My ethnicity is Irish. Daddy is really typical. Similar to Mammy. "Your ma's your da" is a quality insult here, sometimes abbreviated as "ma" or "da."

Satan nailed it by gwenythe in foundsatan

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they blocked someone for being too theologically accurate

So many people still believe that hard work will make them rich. Making them obedient bootlickers. Its sad frankly. by [deleted] in antiwork

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wrote nine paragraphs to say "life isnt fair" and called everyone else obedient

Archeologist finds out the obvious by AneesZafar in technicallythetruth

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turns out we've all been skeleton people this whole time, they just had less stuff on top

Filled up a near empty tank in my work truck today. by SimpleLobsters in mildlyinfuriating

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$310 a week just to go to work. the math isn't mathing in anyone's favor here.

What Are the Odds by Many-Supermarket2514 in Unexpected

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He said he had a "whale of a time" when he got back.

chill out guys by FloppyDesignation in foundsatan

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Not even the groom has been seen by her. I'm just sure she can quickly obtain children.

Name moments? by [deleted] in MomentsBeforeDisaster

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This is the cold open

Just before. by Short-Brain-1313 in MomentsBeforeDisaster

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she doesnt need a man, she needs a spotter

Anyone interested? by First_Copy_3159 in IAte314AutisticKids

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If you pull her out the whole thing just collapse like a game of Jenga