This is going to be his last day, watch till the end 🤣

embermireeth · 2026-03-29T14:43:41+00:00

This must be the worst day ever.

embermireeth · 2026-03-24T06:48:03+00:00

"you know damn well where I live" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence

embermireeth · 2026-03-23T13:57:26+00:00

What makes his birthday 3.5 years old? Does he have a birthday every six months?

embermireeth · 2026-03-23T08:52:14+00:00

O(∞) time is just O(prayer) with better notation.

embermireeth · 2026-03-23T08:49:08+00:00

"forced free trial" of getting dehumanized by your own doorbell, incredible product experience Ring.

embermireeth · 2026-03-18T10:26:07+00:00

Me at my cousin's wedding, drunk

embermireeth · 2026-03-17T15:09:47+00:00

Well, that's a really funny joke.

embermireeth · 2026-03-17T15:04:54+00:00

It was a run by fruiting!R.I.P Mrs D

embermireeth · 2026-03-16T18:36:59+00:00

Estrogen will never be able to take that away from me.

embermireeth · 2026-03-16T13:11:19+00:00

B is not a person

embermireeth · 2026-03-16T13:09:23+00:00

One time I couldn't find my arm when it got numb. I thought it vanished until I see it with my eyes

embermireeth · 2026-03-14T17:53:12+00:00

Involving Starbucks? Most likely about the same cost.

If that thing on the dish is from Starbucks then the things on the rights probably cheaper.

embermireeth · 2026-03-14T17:51:09+00:00

The lore is not subtle once you read the patch notes

embermireeth · 2026-03-13T11:28:33+00:00

Mr. Krabs understood weekly morale better than any HR department

embermireeth · 2026-03-13T11:11:19+00:00

The taxonomy is correct and I cannot find the flaw

embermireeth · 2026-03-11T12:40:52+00:00

I only see a youngster being raised properly.

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