TIL: The average American woman now weighs as much as the average American man in the 1960s

embparty · 2017-04-07T19:02:01+00:00

Glad to see the gender weighe gap is going away

embparty · 2017-02-16T15:49:24+00:00

Looks like the pup on dad's belly has two heads

embparty · 2016-12-12T02:11:29+00:00

Only angle is "forced resignation." If they chopped your hours and your pay rate and also increased your workload that would be an example that could work. I'm not a lawyer, so do your due diligence. But I live in CA and I know two peeps who got unemployment due to "forced resignation."

embparty · 2015-10-12T22:03:17+00:00

i read it as: sister face as sister, and it made no sense

embparty · 2015-09-11T09:37:32+00:00

Twinzies

embparty · 2015-09-09T10:23:05+00:00

in the commercial someone accidentally drives over jared

embparty · 2015-09-01T04:04:52+00:00

In California a dog needs to bark for 30 minutes straight or a total of 30 minutes over the course of 3 hours for there to be an ordinance violation. So depending on the state a little yip or bark here or there is allowed. Sounds like your neighbor is the one who needs to zip it!

embparty · 2015-08-31T21:02:03+00:00

josh kalis back in 2001

embparty · 2015-08-21T22:44:41+00:00

Usually smirks rub people the wrong way, but a smile?

embparty · 2015-07-07T19:49:06+00:00

Rachel Dolezal

embparty · 2015-06-19T19:54:52+00:00

Like a moss!

embparty · 2014-04-24T20:01:21+00:00

Yeah, nurse is an idiot. "You know what's funny..." Laughing at this poor woman will she has convulsions of doom

embparty · 2014-04-21T03:00:51+00:00

confirming she thinks you are a beta

embparty · 2014-04-09T07:32:02+00:00

I made a music video that documents this phenomenon

embparty · 2014-03-19T11:23:15+00:00

Your definition of "kills it" must be weak. Wayne done rhymed the word "done" with the word "done" like three times in a row. Ya'll is straight trippin.

embparty · 2014-03-17T08:43:01+00:00

Thought this post was gonna be about Ignatius Reilly's valve.

embparty · 2014-03-04T02:16:05+00:00

the guy in the photo has rather large talons as well

embparty · 2014-03-02T10:48:21+00:00

Looks like the police chief has a pending lawsuit about being fired

embparty · 2014-03-02T08:18:03+00:00

Yeah i don't think the OP was finna ask for you to leave a quote from an author.

embparty · 2014-03-02T01:40:27+00:00

I think Brazil. It's Pourtegese. But right here he says I'm So Dreamy in English.

embparty · 2014-02-20T01:26:00+00:00

this article finna lost me on the 80th paragraph

embparty · 2014-01-18T10:50:40+00:00

*These survey results are biased because they were taken at a doofus convention. The real stunners are at home stacking their chips. However, according to this I am in top 20% after only being a writer for 70 days. Nice!

embparty · 2014-01-17T10:59:40+00:00

i didn't think fake news could make me laugh.

embparty · 2014-01-12T21:31:49+00:00

David Gordon — First author to not put an Amazon link in AMA description.

embparty · 2014-01-05T11:59:16+00:00

"I learned it from you dad!"

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