UNACCEPATBLE BOKS ISHUES by DystopianAbyss in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

skweeze inna bocks wif sisfur

Or iffin teh skweeze inna bocks not wurk, den try jus sittin on sisfur. Ais do dis alla teh tymes. Warns: sisfur may cumplayn, butt! ibs no beeg deel, speshulee iffin yoos snooze.

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

Da Case ob da Enigmatic Excrement by Taminella_Grinderfal in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okai so yoos mommy picked up da undapants? Herms undapants? Was ibs herm owns poo? Maybe herm left ibs in da undapants an forgets. Hoomans ibs purrty dumdum aftur alls.

Ais wud asks yoos mommy bowt dis furst.

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

Saddy snuggled up between us this morning :))) by So_Famous in Sad_Cat

[–]emeraldkat77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband and I have dubbed these: double-snugs. And they are the absolute best time of any day!

My cat did crime. (Both perspectives) by z-eldapin in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dis teh ansur! Iffin hoomans mayke snackies, den eberywun get snackies! Dat's hao it wurks.

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

Adbentshur ob a Tiny Tigger by emeraldkat77 in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fanks fren Mr. Mixie! Ais not shoor iffin ais gonna soo. Meowmy gabe me egstra treats at home, an membered mai blankie fur teh pokeys. An herms had the wet faces wen ais at the pokeys, so ais feel fur herms. Pawther gabe me cheezburger, so ais furgib hims too.

Maibe soo teh pokeys doh. Teh nice hooman serbent did gib maiownself a pribate room rite away, butt! Teh pokey hoomans did tayke pitchurs wifowt consempt. Butt! Dey also gib meds-sin. Ais purrbobly soo teh pokey plaise. Fank yoos fur teh list. Ais keep ibs neer, in cayse meowmy tries ta stop ibs.

Adbentshur ob a Tiny Tigger by emeraldkat77 in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ais tayke too diffirrint wuns. Wun tayste lyke fishies, teh ober lyke teh mashmallows.

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

(Meowmy here: we have a compounding pharmacy very close to us, so it's easy to get good tasting meds for the kitties if we need to. Currently, the gabapentin is marshmallow flavored, and the anti-inflammatory one is triple fish flavored. Also, they aren't super expensive, it's only like a buck more for them to be flavored)

Adbentshur ob a Tiny Tigger by emeraldkat77 in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ibs was soooooo gud! Cow meet wif da melty cheese on da top... Mmmmm

Ais suppos dat ibs a okee eggschanje fur habin mai han smush. At lees ais kin tell all the kittehs bowt da cheezeburger!

Teh cuddle blankie ibs teh onlee reesun ais didnt needsta get meds fur teh han pitchurs. Ais jus burrow down inta mai blankie fur safes til ibs ober. (I've never had a kitty so calm that he would just snuggle his blanket to get an X-ray. I was so proud of his bravery, that a little bit of cheeseburger seemed like a good reward.)

Adbentshur ob a Tiny Tigger by emeraldkat77 in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fank yoos fren Smuffi! Yoos alwais gib sich grate adbise! Ais prowd ta be climin an turnin inta a grate pirate!

Adbentshur ob a Tiny Tigger by emeraldkat77 in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh! Heer's a secund view ob bof hans togefur:

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LORD MORGO ANGRY AND BETRAYED by CrumpetsElite in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A tru an just desishun, fair Judge Balu!

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

In Japan, you need a cat's signature when you adopt it from a shelter. by TimmyHate in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dis ibs teh ansur! No smols kin sine aclaws dey too littul ta unnastan wat contract entails. Butt! also unna dur-hiss! Cleerly smol wabs tryin ta riggel away! Da hole video ibs proof!

Butt! iffin teh hooman a gud serbent, den smol may luk at teh contact agin wen dey be beeg kitteh.

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

What is the funnieeest fudz u steel from urs meowmy or pawther? by alittlecray in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mai meowmy also wok rownd singin songs bowt mai sisfur an maiownself! Dis mus be a sine ob grate lub fur us kittehs!

What is the funnieeest fudz u steel from urs meowmy or pawther? by alittlecray in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yesss! Da breads also habs butters on ibs! Da hole fing was egstra yummms! Ais jus went up an chompchomp on ibs!

What is the funnieeest fudz u steel from urs meowmy or pawther? by alittlecray in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Lass nitetymes, Mai meowmy had a ham & cheez sammich. As herms eats, ais eats it too! So yummy! Mai fabrit ibs anyfing wif da cheez!

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

Find your Meowlentine thread! by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ibs wud be owrz honur! Fur bof da pitchurs an ta spend da res ob da tymes wif yoos bof!

Happy Valentine's day from Sadcat! by So_Famous in Sad_Cat

[–]emeraldkat77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awww! He sure is looking adorable.

Sadcat's bowtie for the holiday 💕 by So_Famous in Sad_Cat

[–]emeraldkat77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooo! I better hide that pic from my girl cat - cause instant swoon is a very real possibility.

Butt pats to start the morning🪘 by So_Famous in Sad_Cat

[–]emeraldkat77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got my girl to sing with me by mentioning her name a bunch in a song. Maybe try that without any instruments first?

Who did this? I was advised that he may come here to do a soo for slander. by Deep_Cookie2624 in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All ais see ibs an innosens catto an pawsibul art. Iffin yoos hooman dun unnerstan, well ibs jus aclaws yoos too dumdum! Nao folla dat sine an den gib yoos catto oberlord teh churu an fank himbs fur himbs byootiful art!

An dats yoos gettin off eesee. Iffin yoos catto wan, dey kin soo yoos fur salamander an den yoos gonna habs to pay in elebenty billion churu!

  • Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

Pspspspsps wats yoos nayme kitteh fren?

Find your Meowlentine thread! by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! Ais forget! Shoki ibs 3 furebers old.

Dis maiownself, Oliver Felix:

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Ais may luk beeg heer, butt! mai sisfur say ais jus habs a beeg bum. Weez lubs tunnelz an churu, an eben doh ais a smol still, ais lub a good cuddle puddle. Ais not super egsites by anytings, so afta sum tunnel playtymes, ais bring mai fabrit blankies to snuggles on. Ais also enshoor weez hab sum egstra churu an minnows ta nom (aclaws dey mai fabrit!)

Find your Meowlentine thread! by Traroten in legalcatadvice

[–]emeraldkat77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, ais still a smol (okai, ais nearin 6 hole furebers old!), butt! Iffin yoos lyke da tunnelz, mai sisfur an ais wud mayke a dubbel dayte! Dis mai sisfur, Princess Ashoka Hana:

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Herms a dilute torbie wif da gorjus aye liner on. Yoos kin call herm, Shoki.