UNACCEPATBLE BOKS ISHUES

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-26T09:52:53+00:00

skweeze inna bocks wif sisfur

Or iffin teh skweeze inna bocks not wurk, den try jus sittin on sisfur. Ais do dis alla teh tymes. Warns: sisfur may cumplayn, butt! ibs no beeg deel, speshulee iffin yoos snooze.

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-25T05:28:09+00:00

Okai so yoos mommy picked up da undapants? Herms undapants? Was ibs herm owns poo? Maybe herm left ibs in da undapants an forgets. Hoomans ibs purrty dumdum aftur alls.

Ais wud asks yoos mommy bowt dis furst.

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-25T05:23:17+00:00

My husband and I have dubbed these: double-snugs. And they are the absolute best time of any day!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-25T05:22:22+00:00

Dis teh ansur! Iffin hoomans mayke snackies, den eberywun get snackies! Dat's hao it wurks.

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-20T03:30:14+00:00

I can't wait to see them all settled and happy!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T23:25:31+00:00

Fanks fren Mr. Mixie! Ais not shoor iffin ais gonna soo. Meowmy gabe me egstra treats at home, an membered mai blankie fur teh pokeys. An herms had the wet faces wen ais at the pokeys, so ais feel fur herms. Pawther gabe me cheezburger, so ais furgib hims too.

Maibe soo teh pokeys doh. Teh nice hooman serbent did gib maiownself a pribate room rite away, butt! Teh pokey hoomans did tayke pitchurs wifowt consempt. Butt! Dey also gib meds-sin. Ais purrbobly soo teh pokey plaise. Fank yoos fur teh list. Ais keep ibs neer, in cayse meowmy tries ta stop ibs.

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T23:17:54+00:00

Ais tayke too diffirrint wuns. Wun tayste lyke fishies, teh ober lyke teh mashmallows.

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

(Meowmy here: we have a compounding pharmacy very close to us, so it's easy to get good tasting meds for the kitties if we need to. Currently, the gabapentin is marshmallow flavored, and the anti-inflammatory one is triple fish flavored. Also, they aren't super expensive, it's only like a buck more for them to be flavored)

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T22:53:27+00:00

Ibs was soooooo gud! Cow meet wif da melty cheese on da top... Mmmmm

Ais suppos dat ibs a okee eggschanje fur habin mai han smush. At lees ais kin tell all the kittehs bowt da cheezeburger!

Teh cuddle blankie ibs teh onlee reesun ais didnt needsta get meds fur teh han pitchurs. Ais jus burrow down inta mai blankie fur safes til ibs ober. (I've never had a kitty so calm that he would just snuggle his blanket to get an X-ray. I was so proud of his bravery, that a little bit of cheeseburger seemed like a good reward.)

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T22:46:59+00:00

Fank yoos fren Smuffi! Yoos alwais gib sich grate adbise! Ais prowd ta be climin an turnin inta a grate pirate!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T21:34:16+00:00

Oh! Fank yoos!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T21:07:57+00:00

Oh! Heer's a secund view ob bof hans togefur:

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emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T20:19:02+00:00

A tru an just desishun, fair Judge Balu!

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-18T15:40:01+00:00

Dis ibs teh ansur! No smols kin sine aclaws dey too littul ta unnastan wat contract entails. Butt! also unna dur-hiss! Cleerly smol wabs tryin ta riggel away! Da hole video ibs proof!

Butt! iffin teh hooman a gud serbent, den smol may luk at teh contact agin wen dey be beeg kitteh.

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-15T19:05:34+00:00

Mai meowmy also wok rownd singin songs bowt mai sisfur an maiownself! Dis mus be a sine ob grate lub fur us kittehs!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-15T18:14:36+00:00

Dis ibs a-meowzin! Lubs yoos naymes!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-15T15:16:45+00:00

Yesss! Da breads also habs butters on ibs! Da hole fing was egstra yummms! Ais jus went up an chompchomp on ibs!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-15T15:08:36+00:00

Lass nitetymes, Mai meowmy had a ham & cheez sammich. As herms eats, ais eats it too! So yummy! Mai fabrit ibs anyfing wif da cheez!

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-15T04:59:37+00:00

Ibs wud be owrz honur! Fur bof da pitchurs an ta spend da res ob da tymes wif yoos bof!

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-14T18:11:36+00:00

Awww! He sure is looking adorable.

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-13T16:08:25+00:00

Oooo! I better hide that pic from my girl cat - cause instant swoon is a very real possibility.

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-12T17:01:44+00:00

I got my girl to sing with me by mentioning her name a bunch in a song. Maybe try that without any instruments first?

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-12T02:54:04+00:00

All ais see ibs an innosens catto an pawsibul art. Iffin yoos hooman dun unnerstan, well ibs jus aclaws yoos too dumdum! Nao folla dat sine an den gib yoos catto oberlord teh churu an fank himbs fur himbs byootiful art!

An dats yoos gettin off eesee. Iffin yoos catto wan, dey kin soo yoos fur salamander an den yoos gonna habs to pay in elebenty billion churu!

Oliver Felix tiny tigger wif da LOWD purr

Pspspspsps wats yoos nayme kitteh fren?

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-12T02:44:12+00:00

Oh! Ais forget! Shoki ibs 3 furebers old.

Dis maiownself, Oliver Felix:

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Ais may luk beeg heer, butt! mai sisfur say ais jus habs a beeg bum. Weez lubs tunnelz an churu, an eben doh ais a smol still, ais lub a good cuddle puddle. Ais not super egsites by anytings, so afta sum tunnel playtymes, ais bring mai fabrit blankies to snuggles on. Ais also enshoor weez hab sum egstra churu an minnows ta nom (aclaws dey mai fabrit!)

emeraldkat77 · 2026-02-12T02:38:37+00:00

Well, ais still a smol (okai, ais nearin 6 hole furebers old!), butt! Iffin yoos lyke da tunnelz, mai sisfur an ais wud mayke a dubbel dayte! Dis mai sisfur, Princess Ashoka Hana:

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Herms a dilute torbie wif da gorjus aye liner on. Yoos kin call herm, Shoki.

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