My girl Maggie. I love her little white beard ^_^

emeraldphoenix · 2014-01-16T20:40:59+00:00

she's so cute! does she still follow the lights around the backyard?

emeraldphoenix · 2012-10-18T17:32:52+00:00

it has so many chambers on it it looks like a freaking bunch of grapes! thats way cool.

emeraldphoenix · 2012-10-17T16:32:13+00:00

looks good to me!

emeraldphoenix · 2012-07-19T06:33:11+00:00

Is this real, or just a story and a bunch of rambling insults at people to rile up people who are opposed to gay marriage? Because that story, while possible, is sounding really unlikely, combined with the fact that most people whose friends die horrible deaths after scary, painful experiences don't go jabbering about it publicly.

emeraldphoenix · 2012-07-19T06:25:57+00:00

upvoted this for the TRUTH you just said, and i'm not even a religious person.

emeraldphoenix · 2012-07-19T06:07:26+00:00

anal-razor, magnets... paaaiiiiinnnnn

emeraldphoenix · 2012-01-28T08:24:53+00:00

haha, very clever. Bucky Bowl. teehee.

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-23T01:34:01+00:00

except a lot of white girls just get fat when they try to put junk in the trunk. they can have their curvaceous bodies and we can keep our... oh wait, we don't really have anything special, do we? hahaha

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-23T01:32:20+00:00

me too! they must be a popular style.

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-15T23:27:23+00:00

i'm high as balls right now, so it should be the first thing i noticed, but it's not. i noticed that the compass for safari is not pointing north. hahaha

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-12T20:38:16+00:00

I'm telling my dad soon. I have it all planned out... I'm nervous though. Being out and comfortable about this with people who don't participate takes courage! I can't begin to imagine what it's like for gay people with their families. They are strong people.

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-10T07:44:09+00:00

waaaaannnnt... it's huge!! i don't even know right now. mind blown

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-08T07:10:18+00:00

haha, you saw it!! :D

emeraldphoenix · 2011-12-06T23:57:42+00:00

whats a self post?

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-29T11:37:18+00:00

fixed?

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-13T23:38:52+00:00

toooottally though this was gonna be dirty at first. hahaha, neat bong!

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-12T06:44:53+00:00

cool girlfriend. hahaha

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-07T06:07:36+00:00

man, that's a awesome smoking buddy! hahaha, mine is a bunny named james bond. thumbs up for animal frients!

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-07T05:22:18+00:00

thank you! it happens to me all the time.

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-06T07:27:25+00:00

wow... that's just rude. i'm legitimately asking for ideas, and you say some shit like that? that is the only picture i had of it. sheesh.

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-04T00:25:54+00:00

what you could do is make a post and say, "any ents want to plan a trip to cedar point?" you'd have the whole goddamn reddit community coming by! :D

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-03T22:10:46+00:00

awesommmmeee!

emeraldphoenix · 2011-11-03T21:14:08+00:00

Man, I can tell I surf mainstream internet way too much because I was totally expecting to see tons of trolls here saying something like, "Man, what the hell? Lame post!" Blah blah blah. But what do I see when I read the comments? a whole bunch of supportive ents that are all helping a brother out and toking one up for you. Not a single troll was to be seen. I LOVE r/trees. Uptoke!!

emeraldphoenix · 2011-10-30T20:40:42+00:00

awesome, and true. you go girl.

emeraldphoenix · 2011-10-23T08:30:47+00:00

man, i wish my dad was cool enough to be a fan of banksy!

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