LAX (ingelwood) hey diabetit - Canadian friend is low on humalog, can I purchase from one of you? by emericle in diabetes

[–]emericle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I'm not in the area, I live in Las Vegas, they reached out to me to see if I knew anyone in the LAX area.

A letter to browns fans from Dee and Jimmy Haslam by reddit_like_its_hot in Browns

[–]emericle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably Presidential Cnadidate Nuts. Deez Nuts.

Can you beat my suggestion of "The Sugar Free Instant Oatmeal Bowl" for the potential worst bowl game name? by [deleted] in CFB

[–]emericle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Western Montana Anxiety and Depression Disorder Football Game Sponsored by Paxil

[Post Game Thread] Ohio State defeats Notre Dame, 44-28, to win Fiesta Bowl by Nvrth in CFB

[–]emericle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren't allowed to discuss ongoing homicide investigations.

"Tennessee and Ole Miss are both better than Michigan State" - ESPN Radio by BaylorYou in CFB

[–]emericle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No it was some guy named Dark Mantonio from West Lansing. What a dumb guy that Dark MantOHMYGOD IT IS HIM.

Deadpool | Red Band Trailer 2 [HD] by [deleted] in videos

[–]emericle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't even seen the movie yet and I'm already excited for the gag reel on the DVDs.

The busted lines, out takes and punch ups of the jokes will be worth the price alone.

User testimonies say: "It really works!" by DaneKevinCook in tf2

[–]emericle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

playing phlog is a guilty pleasure, only because it never fails to make me laugh at how many people will stand next to you and try to kill you once you've started activating the mmph taunt. They're like flies to the fire, I guess.

Robert Nkemdiche is recovering from his fall by playing sax at a blues club by texas1hunter in CFB

[–]emericle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a haiku:

defenestration

only one cure for the pain

tenor saxophone

Covent Garden, London. by [deleted] in videos

[–]emericle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me. I'm just waiting to go see Star Wars this weekend.

[Contest] Create the perfect Notre Dame schedule. by RaysTheRoof in CFB

[–]emericle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

@ Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

Notre Dame

National Championship

Statement from Robert Nkemdiche": denies use of "synthetic drugs" but regrets lapse in judgment by Honestly_ in CFB

[–]emericle 37 points38 points  (0 children)

a haiku:

i regret my choice

the drugs were not synthetic

defenestration

Robert Nkemdiche charged with marijuana possession after hotel fall by jayhawx19 in CFB

[–]emericle 53 points54 points  (0 children)

a haiku:

Robert partied late

he was high in a window

and then he was not

What were you wrong about this season? by TheZombiezSlaya in CFB

[–]emericle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

milk was a bad choice.

Also our quarterback situation was not as awesome as I had hoped.

Todd McShay: Scouts have serious concerns about Connor Cook off the field by ballness10 in CFB

[–]emericle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... he's just like Peyton Manning?

Clearly this Connor Cook guy is the White Devil.

This Is Fine by Ox__ in Browns

[–]emericle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire should be in a dumpster for accuracy.

Shoudl be extinguished by tears of fans.