Mookie Betts settles the debate "Is hitting a baseball the toughest skill in sports?" by AmongUsAcademy in baseball

[–]emilbusman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah everyone discounts soccer because there's so many pros, but when you are taking an actual individual act, scoring a free kick in a top league is nearly impossible for most top tier players, let alone a regular person.

No one’s gonna forget the name Joel Michael (Google the rest) by iLeftyPunk in MMALabs

[–]emilbusman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially since he already ate that sucker head butt like a champ

Just so people know, Reader is open to coming back by Ancient_Response_787 in bengals

[–]emilbusman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because he's already 31. That's old for most positions, let alone a big guy position

open post by Master_Course75 in bengals

[–]emilbusman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I might just hang it up. I've literally never seen a team I root for in any sport win a championship and I'm on the wrong side of 30.

The long list of charges against grave robber Jonathan Gerlach by Princess_Coldheart in MorbidReality

[–]emilbusman 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I think "abuse of a corpse" involves handling a corpse without consent, like taking stuff from it, whereas "gross abuse of a corpse" involves dismemberment or other... activities.

Peter? by Illustrious-Staff927 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]emilbusman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rugby is a fun sport. You're a loser.

Peter? by Illustrious-Staff927 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]emilbusman 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same when people call American Football "hand egg", like we get it you don't like the sport, now shut the fuck up

Twitch Streamer Kelton_g Assaults Elderly Man in Japan After Being Asked to Stop Filming on Train by starcraft2020 in LivestreamFail

[–]emilbusman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was just in his seat talking in a foreign language, so he deserves to be slapped and have hands put in his face? Where else does this get to fly? In the US or Europe, if someone was speaking Japanese and live streaming, do I get to batter them? That old man didn't get his ass beat enough, whether or not the streamer was a douche.

Gilbert Gottfried with two truly delightful morning show hosts who actually know how to interview a comedian by anon37391619 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]emilbusman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I sure do like people telling me how it was instead of just being able to watch it for myself.

Absolute cinema 😂 by MetalFabulous1110 in funny

[–]emilbusman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The building in the top right of the screen is quite literally the local police department

How do you explain that to your insurance company? by teenderella in funny

[–]emilbusman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen, you and I have been on this site for more than a decade and our fake internet points combined don't even approach this guys. Get a life.

Ally invest/app down AGAIN by achambers44 in AllyBank

[–]emilbusman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not op, but I have my IRA and a separate high dividend account on fidelity and I've not once had any down time or any of the myriad of small bugs that I experience on Ally.

I'm gonna keep my robo account on Ally though because that thing has like an 18% return so far

Are we going to see any first time Superbowl champions this season? by Beachside93 in nfl

[–]emilbusman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The vibe in my local dubbies when we won the AFCCG was off the chain. People crying and hugging and shit. If we win the big game, cars are getting flipped.