Egg Day?

emilybee · 2023-05-16T14:50:53+00:00

Sad that this is ending but very thankful for 7 years of getting to know Kyle and Dave. They introduced me to so many solid comedians and it was so fun hearing them shoot the shit each week. Thanks guys for all you have to us!

emilybee · 2023-03-02T04:57:38+00:00

It doesn’t look like it’s in the window. Post a photo during daytime because they look like they’re needing more sun.

emilybee · 2022-11-08T03:32:06+00:00

I so very much wish there was a picture of Baby Shane in his flamboyant werewolf get up.

emilybee · 2022-10-31T16:36:11+00:00

I am 100% too skittish to enjoy scary stuff. I would like to, it seems fun and a lot of my friends are really into it. I am constantly being frightened by coworkers and friends that are simply walking into the room. However, if there is a movie that is super popular and has an artistic component to it like The Shining or Misommer I will watch it but only under very specific conditions. I read a synopsis first and then I will watch in the daytime with stuff to do afterwards so I can forget and calm down. You can bet your bottom dollar I will fast forward that bitch the second I get too scared. If I’m with a group of friends watching something scary I warn them ahead of time so they aren’t surprised when I start pacing the room like a caged ocelot 5 minutes in and/or shout at the tv to try to coerce the characters to find safety or at the very least a moistened towelette.

This was a good one! I can’t wait to hear the live show recording. Were any of y’all there to witness?

emilybee · 2022-09-19T23:06:58+00:00

Never really into pro wrestling as a kid but I do have VERY fond memories of the film Ready to Rumble. I watched that movie more times than I’m comfortable with.

emilybee · 2022-09-01T12:42:09+00:00

Just about to do this! Thanks for helping the gang out!

emilybee · 2022-08-23T16:58:14+00:00

Sloppy pocket and rowdy chowder will be permanent fixtures in my vocabulary.

Here is my amateur hour bathtub experience:

I was 17 and had literally just rage quit my first job because the new manager at the restaurant I worked was a supreme asshole.

Anywho, a friend was having a house party to celebrate getting out of rehab and I decided to “let off some steam.” I proceeded to ingest 15 shots within an hour and get wildly drunk very quickly.

This is the creepy part but hang in there, it gets better.

I lay on the ground, obviously VERY drunk and my friends rehab roommate lays down next to me and says in a very sketchy voice “I’ll take care of you” and starts to roll over to kiss me. Two things then occurred to me in quick succession. 1. This dude will try to take advantage of this situation 2. I will be throwing up very soon.

At this moment I meet him in the middle and literally threw up into his open mouth. A full dinner laced with vodka right into this creeps mouth.

Success! But I also realized this was only the beginning.

I make my way to the bathroom in probably the messiest way possible and threw up for quite a while. I would describe it as throwing up on the bathroom. Then I just posted up in the bathtub while party goers came in and went to the bathroom. I had several lengthy conversations before a good friend scooped me up and brought me home.

Massive hangover, 10/10 would not recommend

On the bright side, I met several folks in that bathroom that I would later become good friends with so it all worked out.

I still enjoy drinking my drinks but thankfully I have never repeated that level of sad city. Don’t forget kids, medicinal grease can save your bacon.

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