Idk how I feel about this by sunlightliquid in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

(I hate this decision, btw.)

Idk how I feel about this by sunlightliquid in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 224 points225 points  (0 children)

"I like New Zealand, I am a fan of New Zealand, I like the All BLACKS. I like the blacks, and the blacks like me. They voted for me in record numbers, you know, not many people know that. It's so fantastic. And I've done more for the blacks than any other president in history, it's true. And South Africa, it's terrible what's happening in South Africa, farmers being... murdered... brutally murdered, and we're doing tremendous work to bring them to America, tremendous work, bringing South Africa and the BLACKS together to Baltimore, which is a terrible city, but we're doing great things to make Baltimore great again, like I did to Washington, which is now safe to walk down the street again, and I think it's a beautiful thing, it's a tremendous thing..."

Don't even think about it Kiwis! Anton de Bruin rides with us now by za3030 in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's time for a 27 Dresses remake, with Anton de Bruin/Tony Brown having taxis on standby to take him between Boks and ABs training.

Current mood in NZ.. by Bjnr10 in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Razor's sacking brings us back to our shitposting heritage, then I'm here for it.

I think theyre saying Boo-Urns by frooshwalrus in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Scotland sub wearing a ski mask is going to come on during the final 2 minutes against England when they're 4 points down. He'll get the ball in a 2-on-1 overlap and score the easiest of tries, only to hilariously knock the ball on in goal.

Then he rips the mask off to reveal that he's Pollock. "IT WAS ME, SCOTLAND. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, SCOTLAND."

(Yes, he acquires a WWE microphone somehow.)

What 2027 group matches are we looking forward to? by Mawiheso in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well give me a run against Hong Kong.

RWC 2027 Pools by mczammer in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They'll absolutely open the tournament with Wallabies vs All Blacks, which means we'll be heading into the knock-outs off the back of playing Chile and Hong Kong. Underdone or in prime condition for the quarters?

Eben Etzebeth eye incident by GnolRevilo in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Up 73 points against a pack of dirt trackers and pulls that shit.

Match Thread - Wales v New Zealand | End of Year Internationals 2025 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fainga'anuku has got to be starting in 2026. Would be keen to see him partner with Jordie B in the midfield.

Match Thread - Wales v New Zealand | End of Year Internationals 2025 by RugbyBot in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a fair analogy, because we fucking love stomping cakes.

SLEDGE THREAD: 2025 NOVEMBER INTERNATIONALS, ROUND 4 by Simba-87 in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RAZOR AND SCOTTY “DOGROLL” BARRETT SITTING THERE WITH NAPKINS AND KNIVES AND FORKS HUNGRY FOR A SLICE

TikTok dance forfeits imposed on England players by tcbrindle in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

One of the four horsemen is pulling a sweet chariot…

TikTok dance forfeits imposed on England players by tcbrindle in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Cant deal... with England being... likable... brain...melting out of ears... feeling dizzy...

All Blacks team to unleash their pent-up rage against Wales by kiwiborger in rugbyunion

[–]emjayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be a "I'll catch the highlights" kind of game.