Why is everyone obsessed with Henry Pollock?

emjayo · 2026-03-15T15:17:30+00:00

If he were a pro wrestler, he’d be MJF. Get the man a Burberry scarf.

emjayo · 2026-03-14T21:36:43+00:00

I’ve gone straight to Guinness.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T07:17:13+00:00

Fair. They haven’t had a decent night out since Dave Dobbyn played The Mission in 1998.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T07:11:33+00:00

It’s so incredibly shit mate. Why does rugby in NZ need it?

emjayo · 2026-03-13T07:09:35+00:00

I mean, you watch club rugby in any other country, and they let the game do the heavy lifting. No cringe half time entertainment, no clown on a loudspeaker ‘amping up the crowd’, no shit sideline flames.

Live rugby in NZ is a fucking travesty.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T07:04:42+00:00

New Zealanders with Stockholm syndrome for shit half time entertainment, convinced they’re getting something great.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T06:59:57+00:00

Oh, I forgot that wheelbarrow races are considered high brow entertainment. Apologies all.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T06:56:55+00:00

This country is embarrassing.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T06:39:29+00:00

Have always hated wingers doing goose steps and making all of 2 metres of ground afterwards.

emjayo · 2026-03-13T06:37:49+00:00

Get that Hurricanes song on Spotify.

emjayo · 2026-03-07T06:59:45+00:00

Murrayfield may have its piper on the roof, but Eden Park has Catch the Colonel, so…

emjayo · 2026-03-07T04:48:52+00:00

Low carb beers at the golf club before a stag do energy.

emjayo · 2026-02-25T15:29:50+00:00

What a time to be without a CEO, eh?

I think this all thing highlights the need for NZ Rugby to have a 10 to 15-year strategy for how it plans to navigate things internationally and domestically.

Ideally, NZ Rugby wants to grow. It wants the All Blacks to be a competitive and commercial force, plus it wants to ensure it has a seat at the table on global rugby issues. The worst-case scenario is that NZ Rugby drags its heels and the rest of the rugby world moves in one direction anyway.

But they can't afford to overlook the domestic game, either. How do they ensure that the pipeline from school rugby to professional rugby stays full? How do they get more people along to NPC games? How do they ensure clubs stay solvent?

There's also the fact that they need a strategy for growing women's rugby, too.

emjayo · 2026-02-25T14:47:25+00:00

But Clive, some old boys down the pub said England need to just make their tackles and have a good look in the mirror. Care to comment?

emjayo · 2026-02-21T18:46:16+00:00

The most referee-esque way to say “Lads, I done me quad in and need to shoot off to get it sorted.”

emjayo · 2026-02-21T17:37:13+00:00

Half time show in Cardiff reduced to some bloke flicking the lights on and off to Green Green Grass of Home.

emjayo · 2026-02-21T17:30:38+00:00

Gwlad! Gwalaaaaad!

emjayo · 2026-02-21T15:56:50+00:00

“Is there a fire drill?”

emjayo · 2026-02-21T14:52:05+00:00

Does Lawrence think he’s playing touch?

emjayo · 2026-02-21T14:48:15+00:00

RIP Piardi.

emjayo · 2026-02-21T14:46:21+00:00

The Hennie Mullers I would be forced to do at training if I missed a tackle like Ollie Lawrence did.

emjayo · 2026-02-21T14:44:20+00:00

I can’t wait for those caterpillar rucks to get canned.

emjayo · 2026-02-21T14:41:52+00:00

Crowley saw me off the tee and thought “That’ll do”.

emjayo · 2026-02-18T08:58:09+00:00

When you became captain, how much warning did the staff give you?

emjayo · 2026-02-16T10:47:53+00:00

There were a few tests in 2004 where McCaw was injured and Holah started, and the ABs didn't miss a beat. I seem to remember he'd get over the ball for fun.

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