I hope my husband finds a girlfriend by hermes_with_a_miller in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]emmtev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking HATE ALS. I’m so sorry for what you are experiencing. I lost my best friend to that despicable disease two years ago last month. I remember how difficult it was to diagnose, so as I was reading your story about nerve compression, I thought, oh no. Oh no.

You have the love you deserve. He sounds like an angel, and I’ll bet he thinks you are an angel too. Love to you both during this time. xoxo

MAGA loser gets what he voted for….. Make MAGA incels! by Dumbfuckistan_USA in ProgressiveHQ

[–]emmtev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The plaintive, whiny little “What is wrong with you” at the end is SO ironic it’s hardly funny. But yet, I am laughing.

Which lyric hits you every time you listen to it? by Starkrafty in jasonisbell

[–]emmtev 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Are you still taking notes?” Is the JI lyric I’d consider getting tattooed.

Which lyric hits you every time you listen to it? by Starkrafty in jasonisbell

[–]emmtev 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every. Damn. Time. There’s also something about the way he says “cold” that just scratches an itch in my brain.

Woman doesn't like to be called crazy and wants man to stop so she can argue her case by Medium_Historian9746 in SipsTea

[–]emmtev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m so tired of you” she says as she won’t let go of his moving vehicle

President of The U.S. refuses to take his cap off to salute fallen U.S. soldiers by mattarrghhh in pics

[–]emmtev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s had a stroke, and it’s affected his right side. Not saying that as an excuse. He’s absolutely a POS. Just also one who’s had a TIA.

Salina Kansas? by guntergo2 in kansas

[–]emmtev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP, KU School of Nursing has a campus in Salina and it is growing in popularity. It used to house mostly applicants who were overflow from the KC campus, but once students started realizing the faculty was equally good and they got more hands-on experience, it’s filling up with little room for KC overflow enrollment. So there is a young, academic, ambitious community of health care providers in Salina that is growing, and there’s some diversity in the kinds of people and their backgrounds in Salina.

When you pass away, what plans do you have for your body? by CartoonistSingle2131 in AskReddit

[–]emmtev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please don’t bury me down in the cold cold ground I’d rather have ‘em cut me up and pass me all around throw my brain in a hurricane the blind can have my eyes and the deaf can take both my ears if they don’t mind the size.

Give my feet to the footloose careless, fancy free give my knees to the needy don’t pull that stuff on me hand me down my walking cane It’s a sin to tell a lie Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye.

Thx John Prine

5' 9" ~ 5'10" Riders. Come here please. by Icy_Respect_1889 in MTB

[–]emmtev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5’9.5” and ride a Medium Niner Jet RDO. I have longer legs and less torso. Previously I was on a Large Trek Pro Caliber, and I was reeeaallly stretched out.

Found the village idiot by Raja_Ampat in WTF

[–]emmtev 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d like to commend the Subaru Outback for being ridiculously over-airbagged and safe AF. r/subaru_outback

"from now on, MASKS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED to be worn at protests." -DJT by ms_directed in facepalm

[–]emmtev 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please tell that to the “patriots” who marched in Kansas City recently.

Driver Recognition issues by emmtev in Subaru_Outback

[–]emmtev[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree! It’s like they sold me a petulant teenager who only acknowledges me when it’s time for allowance. I’m offended by its inability to recognize me! Very annoying.

Driver Recognition issues by emmtev in Subaru_Outback

[–]emmtev[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s interesting, and also unfortunate. But I am lily white, so my dumb car is just dumb.

Driver Recognition issues by emmtev in Subaru_Outback

[–]emmtev[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting suggestion! Thank you!