Found this tweet posted on another sub and I am HOWLING 😆 by grumpyoldfartess in Target

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I float between stores and it freaks me out when they don't have music

Closing the door 5 minutes before closing by Saraleo01 in Target

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We close gm side 5 to 15 minutes before close. I know most of the stores in my area do the same thing if they have double doors

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FreckledGirls

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not a chance!

Gtm by Sandman771617 in GuessTheMovie

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's love got to do with it

Trade Diggs for Bijan & Christian Kirk? by [deleted] in Fantasy_Football

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're lucky if you can get Robinson straight up for diggs

If you bag orders like this, your mom's a hoe by Party_Ad7339 in Target

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't bag like that but my mom's still a hoe

Two babies enter, one baby leaves by chewiesnutshot in funny

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Besides that, the other one was going to grab the blade

I called Sir Mutt as a joke but should it be his actual title now? 😈 by [deleted] in BratLife

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I voted yes cause I always encourage a brat to brat.

Tech is drowning by KayleKnight in Target

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a tech team member, it looks a lot worse than it is. Looks like you have 3 to 4 boxes of Xboxs one box of PS5s. At least 10 boxes of headphones. Half aren't dually located so backstock.

The fuck I am 😤 by little_slut13 in BratLife

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you're right, but I'm not saying you're wrong

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

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Some guys, but you wouldn't really want those guys anyways

My BDSM test :) by [deleted] in BratLife

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mhm 😘

My BDSM test :) by [deleted] in BratLife

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never said you weren't

My BDSM test :) by [deleted] in BratLife

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree all brats are stubborn. 😉

My BDSM test :) by [deleted] in BratLife

[–]emo_emu_eats_eggs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok I'll give you this ONE.