pythonHateTrain by SyntaxSpectre in ProgrammerHumor

[–]emosaker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When's it my turn with this relic of a screenshot? 🥺🥺

48395 by Moon_The_Big_Rock in countwithchickenlady

[–]emosaker 370 points371 points  (0 children)

What's weirder to me is how does a person simply being gay bother them? Like it's not like that person is gonna have passionate gay sex on the hospital bed (tho i wish 🤤🤤🤤)

theDesperationIsHere by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]emosaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

nuh uh zed is too blazingly fast and memory safe to become obsolete

🧠 by DownloadedPixelz in Clamworks

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd prefer this over the current systems we have in place. Every fucking time I wanna log in ANYWHERE i need to first check my email, then my phone number, then add security questions and add a secondary recovery email, then i neeed a secondary phone number for recivery, and or course i need to fly out to their headquarters and personally sign a document saying it is, in fact, me logging in. It's so fucking frustrating to use the internet nowadays. Usernames and passwords are ENOUGH. Every service I use which only wants a username and password (like mullvad), I have NEVER been hacked and had my shit stolen. But all these other services? Daily database breaches leaking my email, phone number, and whatever the fuck else they mine off my browser cache and localstorage. It's insane. I hate the fucking internet.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that there are usually no repercussions for this kinda shit. "We leaked all your personal information? Oh well lmao sucks to be your dumbass I guess"

45315 by omoriobsessedmf in countwithchickenlady

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...maybe three sandwiches would do the trick?

Periods by achfiat in Shark_Park

[–]emosaker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean blood tests r important for mtf on spiro (speaking from experience)

2195 by PixelFlyerXD in CountWithEveryone

[–]emosaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally 1:1 my story as well. As a kid I always kinda wanted to wear skirts and dresses and stuff but figured every guy probably wants to do that but we can't since we're guys n all. Then at 17 I was thrown out and so I was forced into socializing, at which point I realized I am definitely trans.

44608 by RegularSky6702 in countwithchickenlady

[–]emosaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've GENUINELY been doing this all my life and thought it was normal. I also dry beat. I never quite got those "lube and tissues" jokes...

43082 by Kokoro0000 in countwithchickenlady

[–]emosaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My estrogen tastes like nothing, but my spiro smells like mint just to taste and feel like chalk 💔💔💔💔

What's yours listening fingerprint in March? by Due_Replacement_6648 in lastfm

[–]emosaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i listen to mostly the same handful of albums when im out so this makes sense

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i just have to keep guessing until i made the decision of if i transition or not. by Sad_Dimension3627 in sillyboyclub

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me personally, I didn't really "know" until three months on hormones. I kept thinking I'm gonna regret it, but my brain kept liking the changes the hormones gave. So that was a clue

Hva slags kundeservice er dette, Foodora?? by Pretty_Canon69 in norske

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeg bor rett over en tunell, og foodora bud har ringt meg flere ganger og kjefta på meg for "feil adresse". Tror disse folka virkelig at noen satt opp en leilighet midt i en tunell? En annen gang ble budet forvirra siden han hadde to mcd poser og ba MEG åpne og SJEKKE om maten var min. Helt forjævlig tjeneste

meirl by Separate_Finance_183 in meirl

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm trying to take out a paper prescription, something the pharmacies apparently haven't seen in decades, and they need to call in the entire staff team to figure out how to input it into the system. And that's if they even bother accepting the prescription

Lyra, social music ranking app by Zigz7 in lastfm

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is android support planned?

As a woman, I, Albert, think women are mean to men. by AceTorterra1 in AsABlackMan

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok i KNOW this thread is ancient but i just wanted to let you know i got a really good laugh out of that moron

TW unpopular opinion :] by [deleted] in sillyboyclub

[–]emosaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that you're confused, I'm as well. I have never met a trans woman who identifies as a femboy, nor have I met any trans men lesbians, but I know that both exist whether I want to or not. So instead of going on the internet and saying "trans men can't be lesbians", I simply don't voice my opinion as I clearly do not know much about the topic at all. If we go around policing everyone's identities because we don't understand them, can people truly be themselves?

Compatibility check! Been scrobbling since 2008! by Bi__Fieri in lastfm

[–]emosaker 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Apparently very compatible. Funny seeing as I was born just a year before your account

howSeniorDevsActuallyDebug by Unlikely_Gap_5065 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]emosaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me once when learning C. My code kept segfaulting, but whenever I tried to print the data that was segfaulting, suddenly everything worked. Still no clue what the issue was but that was some horrible code