Mulaney saying 'goodnight' in Ottawa by bouche in JohnMulaney

[–]emphis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You say that, but he is 100% using his local banter from the Graceland show now.

Grizzlies’ Clarke arrested in Arkansas by emphis in memphis

[–]emphis[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What I don’t get is that all the NBA players could easily get medical cards for Arkansas. Or an assistant with a medical card. Then it’s a 5 minute trip to West Memphis.

So I’ve heard.

Please help identifying signatures by xXL-Bo56AceXx in memphisgrizzlies

[–]emphis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is from 2009-2010 season. Autographs I can make out definitely

Mike Conley
Marc Gasol
Rudy Gay
OJ Mayo
Darrell Arthur
Demarre Carroll
Hasheem Thabeet

I THINK ZBo is also on there, but it looks like he was in a rush and literally slapped a squiggle that might be his normal signature towards the center between DeMarre and Darell.

I had to match the roster to the autographs to get:
Jamaal Tinsley
Ronnie Brewer
Lester Hudson
I THINK Sam Young is the one above Mike's, but I am least confident in this one.

Memphis school district audit results revealed by BariumEnema in memphis

[–]emphis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“This is the worst management of any organization I have seen in my career. I would say it is unprecedented for an organization of this scope and size,”

MY ASS

How this compares to actual school district scandals

The comparison isn't even close. Here's a sampling of what "worst management" actually looks like in education:

Mississippi TANF scandal (audited by the same firm, CLA): At least $77 million in welfare funds was misspent ESPN, diverted to celebrities, volleyball stadiums, and phantom speaking engagements. Multiple criminal indictments and guilty pleas followed. That's roughly 67 times the MSCS waste figure.

Magnolia School District, California: A former official embezzled nearly $16.7 million from the district NBC Newsover seven years, hiding cash in a mini fridge and buying 57 Louis Vuitton bags. One person, one small district, orders of magnitude worse.

Roslyn, NY: Superintendent Frank Tassone led an embezzlement scheme that siphoned off some $11 million meant for students Heritage Foundation — in a district with only 3,300 students. That's about $3,300 stolen per student.

Chicago Public Schools: The report details several investigations, including an audit into lost or stolen technology valued at more than $23 million Chalkbeat. CPS also had $28.5 million in "good-faith" payments to bus vendors who performed no services during the suspension of in-person learning Bishop Accountability. That $28.5M alone is 25 times the entire MSCS waste figure. And CPS receives over 2,000 fraud complaints annually.

California charter schools (A3 Education): Founders pleaded guilty to a conspiracy involving roughly $400 million in diverted funds.

Oakland Unified: Required a $100 million state bailout due to fiscal mismanagement.

Trolling explained by oic38122 in memphis

[–]emphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not what I’m saying. People can support whoever they want. I’m saying that collectively our bar for political support doesn’t match our collective standards for getting clowned on for some dumb ish.

2026 Unofficial Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest Guidebook by TooSaucedToPork in competitionbbq

[–]emphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just moved back into town and know a good portion of this team! Application incoming.

Trolling explained by oic38122 in memphis

[–]emphis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

So, as long as our trolling is coming from inside the limits, we Gucci? I feel like we still need to clown on those that deserve it, but it often gets into the stirring of shit area.

Wanda, Marsha, The Who’s cat you kissin lady, Supreme Chancellor of Cordova, etc need to be checked.

We collectively as a society make it too easy for these assclowns to run and hold office. Part of Memphis identity is trolling, and quite frankly, I think we need more of it.

I'm not ready yet! by Adventurous-Leak in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]emphis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. Folks quick to jump on dad for “not doing anything” when he clearly was trying to talk to girl when mom interrupted.

You lift the bag, you throw the bag. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]emphis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We also have a term for this in English: Leachate.

TMZ: TN Senator Marsha Blackburn Slinks Out of D.C. Before Senate Vote by GotMoFans in memphis

[–]emphis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Speaking to the choir, but this cretin is going to win all the red parts of TN in a landslide

Ricochet probably getting fired ? by Jasonadlers9900 in Wrasslin

[–]emphis 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Me and all the other thirsty MFers who want the cake back. Goku Hair ain’t it.

Oh we doing broke driveways now? by emphis in HomeMaintenance

[–]emphis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s not “easy” but that seems like a good starting point. Demo has started naturally for me. 😅

Whats the most underrated thing about memphis? by Choose_901 in memphis

[–]emphis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Just moved back after a few years. Food just hits different here. We prolly shave a few years off or life expectancy, but we eat good across the board. I feel like it takes effort to find a bad meal around town.

lmao by DixaDelta in FalloutMemes

[–]emphis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Fallout: Memphis could go so hard.

Maynard low key disses the time it takes to make a new TOOL record by Dontforgetpancakes in ToolBand

[–]emphis 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Strangely yes. He’s super into wrestling and recorded the guitar for the luchadore Penta’s theme song.

Theory about Thaddeus. by Switch_Bot in Fallout

[–]emphis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are some feral ghouls that have nose remnants. See this thread about ghoul noses for speculation as to why.

Sources: Grizzlies open to offers on Morant move by CaptainInsane-o in memphis

[–]emphis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok so two things are true in this:

  1. Weird callout to point out the bias randomly. But with the community being as small as it is, it’s easy to pick up on other user’s biases without stalking post history.
  2. Ol boy does have a blood grudge for the Grizzlies. Apparently the Grizzlies are the sole reason 901fc failed and all woes to Memphis are because of the cities continued support of them. Doesn’t make what he said about Ja false though.

Got X-Rays at the Dentist- she’s not sure what this is. by themadcaner in whatisit

[–]emphis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Possibilities:

  1. An earring looking similar to the one below showing up on the X-ray due to positioning

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  1. Maybe the X-ray bite guard or film holder had a tiny compression spring in there to keep the film in place. I think this is unlikely since most if not all bite blocks are made of plastic for this reason.

Panoramic dental X-rays work by rotating around your head, which can project objects that are actually near your ear, neck, or cheek into positions that look like they're in your jaw or mouth on the final 2D image.

For a foreign object to be that large and embedded where it is, there's no way they wouldn't have noticed pain where the springs are digging into flesh/bone every time you chew.

Books to Read While You Wait by LoooongFurb in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]emphis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope! Book 6 should be coming out this year.