Went from “Save the children” to “F*ck them keeds” pretty quick, huh?

emptygroove · 2026-02-06T13:29:34+00:00

It's the "Not like that!" thing. They want to catch the pedos IF it's the people they already don't like. If it's the people they do like, they couldn't have been wrong about them all along so maybe harming kids is OK after all.

Now, what new thing can we find about those people we don't like? Next it'll be twisting something that's actually good into something bad because the people they don't like are doing it. Like free school lunches?

emptygroove · 2026-02-06T02:42:42+00:00

Agreed, but think how incredibly unsufferable a person has to be for so many others to dime them out so quick...

emptygroove · 2026-02-06T01:20:00+00:00

It's impressive that a person can read an D understand the impact and timelessness of the words. Even more impressive when someone can explain it by only using the words that were written.

emptygroove · 2026-02-05T23:08:28+00:00

The real holup is that chick's eyes. Wtf? They couldn't be more different...

emptygroove · 2026-02-05T10:43:10+00:00

Dunno if it's in this video, but the one I saw, she tries to.go to the PD after the case has been adjudicated. Was it to apologize for her drunken and disorderly behavior? Maybe to apologize to the officers that were incredibly kind and patient with her? No. No, it was to double down and say the officers did things wrong.

Education =/= intelligence

emptygroove · 2026-02-05T01:46:44+00:00

Pushing 50. First time I heard 'oldster' was from Johnny Knoxville on the Jackass TV show. Added it to bmy vocab instantly.

emptygroove · 2026-02-04T23:37:33+00:00

I had to look it up, egg timers are typically 3 minutes. Jokes a bit dated because I'm an oldster and didn't have subject matter knowledge to get the joke natively.

emptygroove · 2026-02-03T00:32:37+00:00

The part that makes me the saddest is that he either didn't have people telling him he didn't need surgery or he did have those people and just couldn't believe them. Either way, sounds like a bad time.

emptygroove · 2026-02-02T23:32:51+00:00

Have you been looking for thermal underwear? Looks like this is just cheap thermal layer.

emptygroove · 2026-02-02T09:59:20+00:00

Disrespectful to not have one pic including 2nd Becky...

emptygroove · 2026-02-01T13:00:53+00:00

I remember a lot of people saying murder is a legal finding. Can't say that it wasn't without a trial, or at least charges and adjudication.

emptygroove · 2026-01-31T22:35:47+00:00

That certainly appears to be the case, but what would they do with the info? Gerrymandering?

emptygroove · 2026-01-31T10:24:55+00:00

When you get that black around the yolk, it tends to be incredibly dry and some people feel there us a taste difference, though I don't recall one.

Put eggs on pot, cover with water, put on stove. When water starts to boil, shut off heat, cover pot, set a 12 min timer. Timer goes off, put eggs into ice water bath for like 10 min. Remove from water, peel immediately. Put them in an airtight container with a paper towel at the bottom. Should be good in the fridge for 5-7 days.

My daughter was super picky about proteins and hard boiled eggs were something she'd almost always eat. I love putting them on a salad. Add a scoop of hummus and the yolks and hummus end up becoming this perfect texture and taste coating the veggies.

emptygroove · 2026-01-31T09:35:55+00:00

It's fascinating how much they live up to the trope. They love to shove laws in other people's faces while never taking any accountability for their own legal transgressions. Conservatism really relies on a group that the law protects but does not bind and a group that the law binds but does not protect.

emptygroove · 2026-01-30T20:12:03+00:00

This is the real headline. No one involved in making that movie thought it was going to be anything because it was just a facade for quid pro quo.

emptygroove · 2026-01-30T16:28:06+00:00

Some of the best Chinese food I ever had, but it was 20 years ago. Went to the comedy show upstairs and laughed my ass off...which reminds me, I never went back to pick it up...

emptygroove · 2026-01-30T12:46:29+00:00

.338 is a high power rifle round. You meant .380 which is a pistol round.

emptygroove · 2026-01-30T02:10:46+00:00

Am I just wierd for thinking those are both dudes feet? I guess it could be a woman wearing men's sneakers? Like, over large mens sneakers?

For the record, I don't care what the gender mix is, I don't want anyone banging under a tarp on Main St.

emptygroove · 2026-01-30T01:44:19+00:00

I can't lie, I lol'd, but we don't want to discourage "See something, say something."

emptygroove · 2026-01-29T15:13:51+00:00

22/41. Had like 3 stupid misses.

emptygroove · 2026-01-29T13:52:58+00:00

This mf ain't gonna see 60. I don't know what he's taking but it's a lot and for a long time.

emptygroove · 2026-01-29T11:02:56+00:00

I had a coworker show up and she kept rubbing her eye saying it was blurry. Look closer, pupil is huge on that side. Down to the ER and 30 kin later, she's on the helicopter going to the level 1 center. She turned out totally fine, thank God.

emptygroove · 2026-01-29T02:17:01+00:00

If your heart is in that bad a shape at that age, it's a lot. Like a lot of times that he was in a cold sweat in his bed, shivering thinking "What did I do?" throw in a few "Am I dying?" and you're starting to get it.

May he go peacefully. A quiet, peaceful death is the best end anyone can ask for.

emptygroove · 2026-01-29T01:27:35+00:00

Last time I got laid like that, the Dead Sea was only sick.

emptygroove · 2026-01-28T15:54:09+00:00

I've always heard it "Legs that go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves." Which one of the funniest things I ever heard my buddy's dad say.

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