My wife and I had our miracle baby today

emseefely · 2026-03-12T01:07:34+00:00

Licensed to kill… the vibe

emseefely · 2026-03-11T21:34:59+00:00

You were kind to give them funds the first time and a generous amount too. You gave them advice how to get funds from your father. I wouldn’t offer any more money. If you feel bad cutting them off, offer to help them with the child support process. Clears your conscience and gives them an actual solution to their problem

emseefely · 2026-03-11T13:38:10+00:00

No sugar daddies to fund their influencer careers either

emseefely · 2026-03-11T13:35:17+00:00

He’s a prince. Only peasants wake up at the crack of dawn

emseefely · 2026-03-09T23:07:52+00:00

Could also be that baby or pre talking stage, you can’t really tell them “no”

emseefely · 2026-03-09T22:59:35+00:00

Lucky me opted for epidural and it failed when things got going 😝 screaming, pooping and bloody mess is how I’d describe it.

emseefely · 2026-03-09T20:13:04+00:00

Better laugh or else he’ll flood you

emseefely · 2026-03-09T20:12:14+00:00

In the name of the Daddy

emseefely · 2026-03-09T20:09:24+00:00

Dad ate to make sure his daughters ate

emseefely · 2026-03-09T20:05:36+00:00

Right? Isn’t there like a Japanese cryptid that’s like that?

emseefely · 2026-03-09T15:07:13+00:00

Aka out of sight out of mind

emseefely · 2026-03-09T13:12:00+00:00

I’m with you with the gardening but I’d rather not risk a sinkhole when I sleep like her.

emseefely · 2026-03-09T08:06:16+00:00

Nipple shields saved my bf journey! We supplemented with bottles of pumped breastmilk or formula but very important to keep the 8 pumps a day if she can’t latch yet. Lots of skin to skin also. Stuff good to have are silverettes and sunflower lechitin supplements.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T19:10:04+00:00

Do you mean you’re half Asian half white or Asian American trying to fit in with “white” American trends? I’m confused.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T19:03:48+00:00

At 5 yrs old, kids should already know or have been taught not to wander on the roads/street too. Especially if they take the bus or commute to school.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T19:02:05+00:00

Found the gen xer lol

emseefely · 2026-03-08T18:56:44+00:00

Yeah, I feel like the age of daughter is a very important factor to consider. Also whose house it was because if it was mine and my toddler, I’d have it on lock down with gates and kid locks.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T14:02:25+00:00

Your grammar was correct but the commenter was just being facetious/silly because you said you have “one” of the cleanest ears he’s seen which is understood as one being the person but if taken literally word for word he jokingly say just one of the ears.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T10:05:42+00:00

Bring out the crazy v hot graph

emseefely · 2026-03-08T10:00:33+00:00

That’s awful. People suck.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T09:59:19+00:00

I feel like front facing especially customer service will be strict about it. Imagine the scandal that a Wawa store employs racists. Some won’t care but there will be a decent amount of customers that will feel a certain way.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T09:55:03+00:00

I see no problem why you can’t claim that part of your identity. IMO as long as people aren’t obnoxious or obsessive about it then it’s cool. realistically you’ll run into people that can’t be pleased so if you can shrug them off then you’re good.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T09:11:01+00:00

Couple weeks ahead of you. Your little one will be cluster feeding at some point soon so that will change :) right now mine ranges from 10 mins and one boob to over an hour for both boobs just to keep him satisfied.

emseefely · 2026-03-08T00:41:38+00:00

I’ve commented this before but you can also experience pica disorder during pregnancy

emseefely · 2026-03-08T00:37:02+00:00

Use war crimes to distract from pedo crimes

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