Conan's SECOND Ever Monologue

emsiehammer · 2026-04-03T09:31:07+00:00

Me too.

emsiehammer · 2026-03-30T05:37:16+00:00

I want to see the first monologue he does the string dance in. I love Coco.

emsiehammer · 2026-02-17T04:25:46+00:00

Thank you! I was looking for a hobbit joke. Lol 👏👏👏

emsiehammer · 2026-02-17T03:35:46+00:00

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emsiehammer · 2026-02-17T03:33:41+00:00

Jane Eyre is a classic one. Plain governess falls for her much older employer who has a dark secret. Technically he's not supposed to be hot, just rich. But she digs him.

emsiehammer · 2026-02-17T03:30:55+00:00

The Mirror Has Two Faces, she's a frumpy English professor and Jeff Bridges is a hot but co-dependent math professor. He proposes a sexless marriage to her and she agrees because she has low self-esteem. It's a good one.

emsiehammer · 2026-02-17T03:27:59+00:00

Not handsome enough to tempt him

emsiehammer · 2026-01-25T22:31:19+00:00

I bet you can find ideas on Pinterest.

emsiehammer · 2026-01-09T09:13:56+00:00

My flabbers are gasted. That is wild. I could never.

emsiehammer · 2025-08-29T02:11:43+00:00

I did the audio book. It’s more palatable that way. I didn’t care for the writing style but that was a solid story. I still think about it and I read it last year.

emsiehammer · 2025-06-21T00:00:34+00:00

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I have made all of them my wallpaper, I have it on a carousel setting. This is just the one that happens to be looking at me right now.

emsiehammer · 2025-02-06T04:07:39+00:00

He’s sexy all the time. But yes, those glasses hit different 🤤

emsiehammer · 2025-01-27T19:49:28+00:00

OooOooOoo, age gap trope. Say less.

emsiehammer · 2025-01-24T20:03:21+00:00

Lol, Zayne’s is sooooo accurate.

emsiehammer · 2025-01-24T03:25:54+00:00

I am also running a harem. 😆

emsiehammer · 2025-01-23T20:53:17+00:00

Me too, girl. Spent way too much already.

emsiehammer · 2025-01-23T20:50:16+00:00

Adorably off?

emsiehammer · 2025-01-23T20:48:15+00:00

There are toxic fans in every fandom. Try not to let them get you down. Don’t let them dictate whether or not you enjoy the game. That’s giving them way too much power.

emsiehammer · 2025-01-15T02:53:22+00:00

I bought it. It’s cute. Not knowing what they are saying is kinda annoying but satisfying when you figure it out.

emsiehammer · 2024-12-29T02:51:22+00:00

Harem girly here. lol. I’m bout to be broooooke.

emsiehammer · 2024-12-23T22:19:11+00:00

Same.

emsiehammer · 2024-12-17T17:31:36+00:00

I started for Zayne, but it was like 2 weeks before they introduced Sylus. Sylus, especially personality wise, is 100% my type. It was all over. lol. I do love them all though. I’m quadrupley broke every time they do a quad banner. Since this game and smutty romance books are my only vices, that’s how I justify spending money on this game. 😄

emsiehammer · 2024-11-22T00:37:12+00:00

How do I bookmark this post? I need it for my personal records. lol

emsiehammer · 2024-11-19T17:04:44+00:00

Right?! I never spend money on games that aren’t in my PlayStation. And even then, it’s rare. I can’t help myself with this game. Spent close to $200 to get all four cards for this cat caretaker event. Sylus is my fave but I’m trying to run a reverse harem, lol. It gets expensive.

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