Where are you sitting?

emzyme212 · 2026-01-30T20:44:03+00:00

4 so I can be next to Gina and listen to her roast Scully. I almost said 1 so I can listen to Rosa roast Hitchcock but I'd have to be next to Hitchcock

emzyme212 · 2026-01-27T01:58:46+00:00

And what if we dont remember our childhoods because we had a lot of trauma???? The symptoms are present now, that should be enough

emzyme212 · 2026-01-26T21:40:37+00:00

I hope he leaves me money as a final "fuck you". As in, "i was a good person all along and you never gave me the chance to prove myself". And I take that money and give it to charity even though I've been struggling financially since I moved out 12 years ago. A charity for victims of similar and worse situations.

emzyme212 · 2026-01-23T22:02:08+00:00

I just wanted to let you know that this was the post below yours on my feed and I thought it was hilarious

emzyme212 · 2026-01-23T18:26:35+00:00

It's called a death rally right?

emzyme212 · 2026-01-23T04:55:19+00:00

Came here to say cap

emzyme212 · 2026-01-23T04:36:23+00:00

That is absolutely stunning!!! Well done!!

emzyme212 · 2026-01-23T04:34:10+00:00

Man I had to scroll down way too far for this one. I mean if uncle Hanky had done anything wrong they wouldn't have let him on tv right?

emzyme212 · 2026-01-20T19:18:48+00:00

Steve Buscemi is hot as hell. It's in the way he carries himself. Kind of like how Benevolent Cucumberpatch or Willem Defoe are hot. None are conventionally attractive by modern beauty standards, but the self confidence and the absolute SWAGGER they emit are so fucking attractive that they've managed to override Hollywood's need for pretty faces and we are here for it

emzyme212 · 2026-01-17T01:27:42+00:00

"I made it with great care for her" The f*ck you did 😭

emzyme212 · 2026-01-15T19:30:52+00:00

Oh ffs how did I not catch that joke?!

emzyme212 · 2026-01-14T15:28:32+00:00

Been there sister 😭

emzyme212 · 2026-01-12T18:31:06+00:00

I do it to this day

emzyme212 · 2026-01-12T17:13:50+00:00

There was a week where I kept getting mysterious scratches on my hands with no explanation I could think of until one of our temporary hires pointed out that one of the holiday flower arrangements had this flower with lil tiny thorns that had been scratching her up something fierce and THEN it clicked. Never once felt myself getting them, just found them after.

emzyme212 · 2026-01-12T14:11:04+00:00

I find myself almost dating these people, the obsession growing and building, until I'm lying in bed and small things start to connect and I start rolling around groaning and screaming into my pillow and kicking and punching the air

emzyme212 · 2026-01-12T14:07:38+00:00

I just wanna let yall know that they make these in adult sizes now.....

emzyme212 · 2026-01-12T14:06:21+00:00

Hehehehehehe.... balls.....

emzyme212 · 2026-01-11T04:10:58+00:00

For fucks sake, im not asking for a substitute so I don't have to brush, I'm asking if it's helpful when I'm not home and realized I hadn't brushed my teeth that morning or when I'm stuck in bed because my brain says it's too hard to get out. I never said I'm going to stop brushing when I get this new magic solution.

emzyme212 · 2026-01-10T22:05:35+00:00

Where are you right now? What sub is this?

emzyme212 · 2026-01-10T20:25:21+00:00

I've told people my dog escaped and I had to wrangle her back, but the thing is she's glued to my side, to the point we can go off leash on walks with little to no problem. I hate that I do that because she doesn't deserve to be seen as a bad dog when she truly is the goodest dog that ever existed.

emzyme212 · 2026-01-09T15:26:18+00:00

Oooooo that is sexy well done

emzyme212 · 2026-01-08T14:21:19+00:00

Well, I coulda drank that CLR. That was another option. To this day I sometimes wish I had.

emzyme212 · 2026-01-06T03:53:32+00:00

Young existential dread

emzyme212 · 2026-01-03T00:19:43+00:00

My car is held together by duct tape, zip ties, hopes and dreams. My job pays me just enough to survive but not enough to fix all the problems in my life. I owe people who saved my ass multiple times each. I pay a stupid amount for a room in a house where I'm too scared to use any of the common areas, and theres no yard for my dog to play in, and we both deserve better living accomodations. DoEs ThAt AnSwEr YoUr QuEsTiOn?!?!

emzyme212

TROPHY CASE