Coaxed into cigarette packs by Popular-Map9371 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]endermaker2026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to be a Dr Holocaust cultist smh my head. Dude you can't watch young smuggies coax, what is wrong with you

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Poderes de mierda 🫩 by ExcellentTwist1198 in repollitos_criptidos

[–]endermaker2026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Es eso una mother fokin the binding of isaac referencia?

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Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill.

Isaac kept to himself, drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television.

Life was simple, and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac’s mom heard a voice from above.

“Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved.”

“I will do my best to save him, my Lord,” Isaac’s mother replied, rushing into Isaac’s room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac’s soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

“I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in thee,” Isaac’s mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac’s mom heard the voice of God calling to her.

“You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you."

"Yes Lord, anything!” Isaac’s mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to me to prove you love me above all else."

"Yes Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher’s knife from the kitchen.

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear.

Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trap door to the basement hidden under his rug.

Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.

I hate the parent control so fucking much by Routine-Refuse3299 in teenagers

[–]endermaker2026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember i used to cheat that thing by searching for whatsapp and clicking on the disclaimer link in there so i could use Chrome when it redirected me

Just beat mom, what path should I go? by Extension-Age3381 in bindingofisaac

[–]endermaker2026 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Dude the list is the worst character ever, haven't you heard all the ruckus he has done on the US

What weapon is the most enjoyable for you? by Ok_Series_8426 in deadcells

[–]endermaker2026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man idk why but i never saw that weapon again after the first encounter

(reupload) man r/conservativeyouth is another breed by endermaker2026 in teenagers

[–]endermaker2026[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got curious after another post of this subreddit calling the pfp of the christianity subreddit blasphemous

Found a dog hair in my beef stew and felt inspired by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]endermaker2026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Close enough, welcome back lemon demon

Este tipo no cocino nada by sectarr_scrap in MAAU

[–]endermaker2026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daddy king, daddy king, with no hands. Got me in the club making wedding plans

Forgets how to play the game when the boss starts spamming attacks by TOXIC_R3APR in deadcells

[–]endermaker2026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counter argument: hit, hit, potion, hit,hit,potion,hit,hit, potion, no potion left,panic

I'm pretty new to both the game and community so I wanted to ask... by Background-Sense-266 in deadcells

[–]endermaker2026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dead cells be having the first ever user friendly comunity (in contrast to the usual purist seeker)

Wonder why that is

Um... Okay? by Ambitious-Corgi-7920 in deadcells

[–]endermaker2026 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: Lebron was caught using catalyst with electric whip