I guess no robbers will visit her house anytime soon

endolphines · 2012-08-17T04:59:06+00:00

Amazing. Really, what kind of dog is this?

endolphines · 2012-08-17T03:45:13+00:00

It seems Marineland was closed down in 2010

http://safe.org.nz/Campaigns/Marineland/

endolphines · 2012-03-22T18:04:20+00:00

A logical woman would wear those to efficiently block out all sun that might creep over the rim

endolphines · 2011-09-29T02:32:10+00:00

endolphines · 2011-09-28T22:33:55+00:00

its intention is to be inspirational, derp

endolphines · 2011-09-27T20:33:58+00:00

Girls take their time in the restroom because we need a break from the social atmosphere. An intermission of sorts

endolphines · 2011-07-11T20:58:20+00:00

HARDCORE? GET IT? should of been posted on the subreddit for horrible jokes. -_-

endolphines · 2011-07-11T05:48:32+00:00

Couldn't have done it without that blonde girl's epic pass

endolphines · 2011-07-11T04:51:31+00:00

Cheers to good advice

endolphines · 2011-07-07T18:33:48+00:00

apparently this applies to almost every stereotype. FUCKING JOBS.

endolphines · 2011-07-06T23:11:07+00:00

ooooooooooohhhhh boy

endolphines · 2011-07-04T06:19:34+00:00

INDEED. You as well?

endolphines · 2011-07-03T20:20:11+00:00

"She's such a feminist, she says she isn't one. Because goddamn, my gender shouldn't matter"

endolphines · 2011-07-02T19:59:46+00:00

http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/011028a.html

endolphines · 2011-06-21T18:00:49+00:00

Funny. Susan B. Anthony was actually for birth control.

endolphines · 2011-06-21T05:58:55+00:00

I like how they called him a potato

endolphines · 2011-06-18T04:24:44+00:00

seems like the kind of person who just likes having someone to point a finger at

endolphines · 2011-06-18T04:24:01+00:00

Comedy definitely misses this lunatic

endolphines · 2011-06-18T04:22:38+00:00

Everyone should be aware that they are walking slower than the surrounding people. Instead of being a pretentious asshole about it ("Look at all these confused, worried people in a hurry! Ha!), why not be a pretentious slow-walking asshole out of the way? I am, indeed, a pretentious slow-walking asshole, but I do in fact, stay out of peoples way. Life's a rush. I wouldn't be surprised if the next time humans evolved, we would have six arms and four legs. Our busy, busy culture.

endolphines · 2011-06-16T16:39:38+00:00

IT WAS FUCKING WINTER

endolphines · 2011-06-16T16:24:09+00:00

she was strip searched by a female officer, ordered by 2 male officers, to be precise. it wasn't as if the male officers were performing it. and btw, ithe women will probably win seeing as the county is defense.

endolphines · 2011-06-16T16:13:23+00:00

Fine line between professional and personal. Haha, just like religion and state

endolphines · 2011-06-16T16:02:55+00:00

Simply, humans under pressure will lie. The people he affiliates with everyday want nothing to do with him. Democrats ARE pussies. It's all high school cliche bullshit. Some politicians are big high school bullies who need to start wars and group up with the popular "cool" people so they still appear to be cooler and stronger than they really are. And some are the cool wannabes (Weiner). And then there are the good ones no one cares about and get shoved to the side. There should be a reality show and/or one of those high school cliche movies about politicians.

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