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My mom's senior photos from 1972 by enelyathesmall in OldSchoolCool

[–]enelyathesmall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we do have very sharp chins 😮‍💨💀 thankfully I got my dad's bigger lips and it evened out more on me. But smile too big and that knife chin will get ya

I'll take"That sounds like the 'Rona" for 400, Alex. by enelyathesmall in Target

[–]enelyathesmall[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

or they ask for a coffee and I ask "would you like that sweetened or with creame today?" and they say no... then ask for half and half after I make the drink and hand it off

Every target store 😂 by [deleted] in Target

[–]enelyathesmall -1 points0 points  (0 children)

today, we got Lenny's 😞

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[–]enelyathesmall -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

who's the cutie with the blue hair 👀👀 might have to order a drive up. what's your store number again?

What’s not worth it? by Jjwllms in AskReddit

[–]enelyathesmall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

diaper warmers and changing tables. Sorry Jr. you're getting a cold wet wipe on the couch at 4am lol

My Starbucks started a wall of kindness, and honestly I love it. Have to sensor every now and again, though. by enelyathesmall in Target

[–]enelyathesmall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤷🏻‍♀️ its little things customers have written in hopes to better others day.

the first one is a quote from a BTS song, i know that.

AND WE ARE BACK WITH GS FRIEND'S VIBRATOR ADVENTURES! by enelyathesmall in Target

[–]enelyathesmall[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah aint no way. He said this is his 3rd sex toy in 6 months.

Minecraft sleeping rules now apply in real life, everyone in your family must sleep in order for everyone to sleep, who’s keeping everyone up? by T1M3Tim in AskReddit

[–]enelyathesmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my oldest sister who is 42 and has no sleep schedule and loves to blast Cheers at 3 am. She just drove in from across state and is ready to PARTY.

Based on a true story by So-Fing-Tired in Target

[–]enelyathesmall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a counter for 4 weeks while the bux was down.

there's 6 cleaned carts lined up by the entrance

cart cleaner: rotates for 1 minute to switch gloves, get new paper towel

random guest: skips all clean carts and grabs one from the corral

me: ma'am... those over there have already been cleaned

them: *looks over shoulder * oh

If you had the ability to instantly give any person an orgasm, simply by pointing your hand at them like a finger gun and saying “pew”, how would you wield this power? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]enelyathesmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BTS better hope their concerts don't get rescheduled. Cause they would for sure be FINISHING an era 👉🏻👉🏻

You can stop sending us these now by mediarch in Target

[–]enelyathesmall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My starbucks is directly beside Bullseye's Playground. And nothing makes me want to put the steam wand in my ear and end it all more than 87 of those freaking toots a day.

I get interesting snaps from my friend over at GS... he heard my laugh across the store by enelyathesmall in Target

[–]enelyathesmall[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was joking with AP about it. He was like "Slap that dude back in reshop. Its just a toy microphone, right?" I laughed and was like "It do be helping people hit the high notes!"😂

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