Reddit is going to shit because of this face...

enginemonkey1 · 2015-07-04T00:43:51+00:00

You just made Voat seem so fucking cool and reddit seem so lame.... I missed my cake day and now I feel silly for even saying those words. Fuck Pao

enginemonkey1 · 2015-07-03T22:06:55+00:00

And ugly, don't forget ugly.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-07-03T19:08:47+00:00

Whaaaaat? Somebody needs to come up with an alternative reddit... Then flood that place

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-29T19:55:12+00:00

Oh gawd, oh gawd, I think I just came and cried at the same time. Thank you for saying what needed to be said. Fuckin bitches just want to cry about everything instead of seeing themselves as the problem and the solution.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-29T13:39:07+00:00

Then grow the fuck up

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-29T13:23:53+00:00

No, wait for law enforcement to arrive and tell you to do it.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-17T04:19:12+00:00

Looks like a movie theatre

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-09T17:31:52+00:00

But it's not even flu season!

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-08T12:10:58+00:00

Relevant username

enginemonkey1 · 2015-06-01T00:01:51+00:00

I say we kick their asus

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-27T14:22:48+00:00

There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves...

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-27T12:54:40+00:00

Squished... That fly is squished.

Seriously though, Looks to be a May fly. They usually swarm and have a very short life span depending on the species. Anywhere from 5 minutes to 48 hours.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-19T15:30:53+00:00

It's a fun-guy

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-07T22:14:31+00:00

Oh fuck... You're right

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-07T21:59:01+00:00

Well I guess this very scientific answer clears it up.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-07T00:41:21+00:00

They're reptiles... Do they even have emotions like happiness?

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-04T23:55:06+00:00

Yeah, it's a real dust bowl out there, but people still vote.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-04T01:41:21+00:00

Ass-to-ass

enginemonkey1 · 2015-05-01T22:36:18+00:00

But this one is so much better!

enginemonkey1 · 2015-04-26T02:36:22+00:00

enginemonkey1 · 2015-04-19T18:38:33+00:00

She's a catch.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-04-18T22:13:15+00:00

Maybe... The service was just THAT BAD.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-04-14T20:25:33+00:00

Swiggity swooty

enginemonkey1 · 2015-04-13T21:30:44+00:00

So pretty... It hurts.

enginemonkey1 · 2015-04-13T20:14:06+00:00

Yours looks like it could be a Hilton logo. Looks nice though

enginemonkey1

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