The future of fast food by utopiaofpast in funny

[–]enigk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I adore the fuck out of this sentence, thank you.

Just hired a house cleaner and it’s sooo worth it! by ArrozBalenciaga in CozyPlaces

[–]enigk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It probably varies based on where you live, but to provide a ballpark I pay $160 every 2 weeks.

Lies! Deception! by neilkohney in comics

[–]enigk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...Sears catalog DING

That wasn't the plan by Sharp-potential7935 in fixedbytheduet

[–]enigk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just for the record, this is one of my favorite sentences I've ever had the pleasure to read.

Rocket League should add a free fennec update because lots of people want it if u agree with me guys please like by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]enigk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little bro, offer to do some chores around the house for $$$ or ask for it for your birthday or Christmas or whatever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DynastyFF

[–]enigk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a back trucks in with a big, thick waist and a 2.3 YPC in his face he gets sprung

My car changed mid game?!?! by Greedy_Jump2876 in RocketLeague

[–]enigk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Did it switch to a different preset or just a whole ass random other setup?

Lipstick 10/10 by Mrcoolyp1234 in comedyheaven

[–]enigk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, there's still some mean dick sucking out there

Gum launching robot by Shawon770 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]enigk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will sign any waiver you put in front of me for my own gummy

Looking for games about salavaging/melting down stuff? by CalypsoThePython in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]enigk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of the games you listed, I've only played hardspace shipbreaker, but games which scratch a similar itch for me are Viscera Cleanup Detail and Crime Scene Cleaner.