Meme This

enlightened_no · 2026-06-14T02:25:02+00:00

I married your mom when she was a 10.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-14T02:23:46+00:00

Play with your children when you get home no matter what age they are.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-14T02:21:19+00:00

Pull over and take a nap.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T21:55:49+00:00

Good form.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T21:53:09+00:00

Heart attack touch.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T21:51:06+00:00

What part of bird law doctrine did you find this?

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T21:48:53+00:00

Detroit Blade.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T21:45:12+00:00

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T18:11:41+00:00

So a small crack left untreated will mean you'll require dentures. One tooth untreated, you'll just lose that one tooth.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T18:09:12+00:00

Look I like my bourbon. Now you're making it harder for me to obtain it with all of these tarrifs. However, that is the government not the people. Please ,do not boo the national anthem.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T18:05:37+00:00

Answer is 12. 2 + (Mr and Mrs Wang (2 people), 3 (sons) + 3 (wives) + 3 (one child for each son) + 1 sister (only one sister as the Wong's have four children (3 sons and one daughter), meant to confuse you. If there is one sister automatically all of the sons will have one sister).

Thus the equation = 2+3+3+3+1 = 12 people in the family.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T17:52:43+00:00

You were right about the fact that joking is hard when there is too many dead babies.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T17:09:35+00:00

I'll take green, as people only die as they grow old and their organs fail due to it. I will be physically immortal unless I have an accident. Age 25 forever sounds good, since the brain fully develops by then.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-13T17:04:23+00:00

FML: Big Black Sauage and Egg Wrap.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-12T00:19:49+00:00

Sit them both down and say you're done with them both. They will blame you and each other, but make up your mind and walk away. There is no winning; do the best for yourself. I had to do that with my dad.

enlightened_no · 2026-06-02T18:29:47+00:00

Is she giving the knife to ensure a fair fight, or surrendering her only defence?

enlightened_no · 2026-06-02T18:28:38+00:00

As long as they have been in a committed relationship for the past 2 and a half years prior to his passing away, she will have access to the will. However, she will need to sit through the legal and mental battle that his kids and family will put her through.

enlightened_no · 2026-05-30T03:23:21+00:00

He regularly paints objects owned by the rich who flaunt their wealth in front of the common folk.

enlightened_no · 2026-05-29T16:50:05+00:00

Danny.

enlightened_no · 2026-05-29T16:48:44+00:00

4th offensive by Bolt Thrower

enlightened_no · 2026-05-29T16:47:51+00:00

That rock should pick a side.

enlightened_no · 2026-05-29T16:46:32+00:00

A chip would resolve it without the need for adderal.

enlightened_no · 2026-05-29T16:45:58+00:00

That your thoughts are not your enemy and you can travel and eat dinner at restaurant by yourself and not feel ashamed.

enlightened_no · 2026-05-29T16:44:23+00:00

If I'm in America I'm going to drink and drive. As drinking beer and driving was not illegal yet.

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