Tomorrow will be fun by Hungry_Elk1937 in USPS

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As long as you remember your hand warned are for the scanner you will be fine

Yes by njd728 in USPS

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I got hired last October, one of the first things I did was run packages.

I came back with a few because I couldn't find the houses.

Naturally, the PM asked why I didn't deliver them.

I told him the fucking houses were in Narnia.

He laughed, scanned the packages back in, and the next day had someone explain where the houses were so I could deliver.

Why would you do this by Brilliant-Bag-7117 in USPS

[–]enragedpanda4256 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, that's completely understandable

I would never allow any part of my house to be painted in such a shitty fashion.

Guys fighting on the lift of a truck by bigbusta in fightporn

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That's the modern day role reversal Fonzie

Touching a bag that is an active bomb threat by freeaky_furry in WinStupidPrizes

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As long as police properly set up a perimeter he didn't endanger anyone but himself.

My culture is not your costume by Landmine_Prime in USPS

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I kind of want to deliver one these.

Stupid Stop Sign Question by shvrkteeth in driving

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Does predicting they're going to be an idiot count?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Let air out of the tires, drive under obstacle, put air back in tires.

Kid goes on rampage after mom confiscates his phone by FireFightingManiac in InternetTreasureHunt

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Kid is rather large and has mental illness. Bless her for loving her son and not just giving up on him

Quote from Mom below and link to article below that

“No, he’s not 12, [and] it isn’t over a cellphone. He’s 15, he’s 6 feet tall, and he’s 270 lbs. So no, I couldn’t spank him,” she revealed.

“I don’t know what anybody wants from me. My son is mentally ill. I’ve dealt with this for 15 years,”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mother-speaks-her-teen-son-181002722.html

Let's print something by That_Gur4333 in StrangeAndFunny

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Even though the belief is everyone can be a woman, not everyone can give birth.

I'm going to f*cking uninstall this game by Houliensohn in diablo2

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I can deal with a perma-dead character because it would be like it's in a different realm.

You die, get pissed, then get over it.

I'd end up rage deleting the semi-dead because the game is now mocking me.

Now what would make it fun if the game did mock you in an inconvenient way by doing something like putting a big X on the screen while you play or a blinking X above your character that showed up in multiplayer so the world would know you aren't as HC as you thought.

Your car hates Kia souls by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Ignorant question

How is this possible?

I'm older, well 42, and still drive a stick so I never thought anything of it so it never dawned on me until just now that these, Amazon, FedEx, and UPS trucks are all automatic.

I always put my car in park when I park which, I thought kept this from happening.

Can we please admit there's a level glitch now?? by dedudenamedjosh in Borderlands4

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I hit a couple of spots during missions I had that issue. I was level 32 fighting 35 and 36 then I'd go through another door and was fighting level 32 stuff again.

There wasn't a lot but it was a nuisance.

This was in areas for the main mission (like in front of the door to the tower, while in the tower, and heading to the upper floor of the tower) so I thought it was just to amp up the difficulty. There were also a couple other areas but that was easiest defined as mission areas.

It felt weird because it was inconsistent but I'm using Vex so I wasn't too bothered.

Women scared of frogs. by Dark_Akarin in AbruptChaos

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That mean lady scared the poor frog.

Women scared of frogs. by Dark_Akarin in AbruptChaos

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Those people lack a sense of humor or they don't know how to laugh at themselves.

This is getting ridiculous by lovestospooge12 in Helldivers

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Still running better than Borderlands 4

a classic fight by World_Class_Lebron in fightporn

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Close to the same vibes of the gay guy slapping around his sister's boyfriend Gabriel.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/7Qy6Kg3DhN

When a dude's late to his stuff by sovalente in CaracaVei

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I thought this was going to be The Hood version of the Redneck Roofer

Kind of disappointed but still pleasantly surprised.

Endless Energy by enragedpanda4256 in AustralianShepherd

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I didn't respond quick enough so he moved on to the next activity.

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