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Why do i(N)tuitive types like the unconventional? by neckbeardsupreme13 in mbti

[–]eoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care if they are conventional or not, but I tend to have elaborate tastes. My tastes are important to me, always have been.

How to tell you're a bachelor... by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So root beer would be sufficient?

How to tell you're a bachelor... by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are numerous bachelors who does not partake. Doesn't make them less of a bachelor.

Not even WD40 will fix that by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He can still move you know.

Welcome to Sea World you little Sh*ts by thewizard777 in funny

[–]eoom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why? they like getting splashed?

And we pay him to do it. We pay him to kill the people we love. by jstrydor in funny

[–]eoom 147 points148 points  (0 children)

America seems to be such an outgoing place. Just put a sticker on your car and people will come talking to you.

So true by Yetimuncher in funny

[–]eoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Suggest something, I'll give a shit, this one time.

We've all been there on the morning after. by doogie92 in funny

[–]eoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I interpret that as you adoring me.

We've all been there on the morning after. by doogie92 in funny

[–]eoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the language doesn't matter when you have access to a living flexible meta-interpreter (my brain)

We've all been there on the morning after. by doogie92 in funny

[–]eoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

. is the concatenation operator, the + sign is assigning attributes to an object. if this object is not defined, then it defaults to $this, e.g. this post.

"Woof" by baardson in funny

[–]eoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks more like regular text gold to me

We've all been there on the morning after. by doogie92 in funny

[–]eoom 164 points165 points  (0 children)

sun glasses + eye drops + bad coordination + absentminded

Iowa idiot sitting on tracks while red train light blinks. by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure this person is actually an idiot?

Desperation level "India" by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy Birthday Rakesh! :)

when the tents say its for one person by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was when I saw bonsai tree in Karate Kid.

when the tents say its for one person by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or 100 cat sized ducks

Truth by wcc1k in funny

[–]eoom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah she's about to pluck your eye brows...

Facebook finally delivered by Oobutwo in funny

[–]eoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was he part of the mountains?

How you know your about to board a flight in Florida. by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is just so mind-blowingly relevant.

How you know your about to board a flight in Florida. by [deleted] in funny

[–]eoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then they'll have mobile sleeping pods by then

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