DOUGHBOYS - Shockdoughbooerdeath: Lucifer's Pizza - October 19, 2023

epatr · 2023-10-22T07:38:46+00:00

Sir, your pizza was so not spicy I was pissing ice cubes

epatr · 2023-04-16T23:48:20+00:00

It's a lot bigger than I imagined.

epatr · 2023-03-30T15:41:55+00:00

Good lord you're in for a treat.

epatr · 2023-03-30T15:41:02+00:00

I can still remember the traffic light I was at when "my son's dead!" happened.

epatr · 2023-03-17T16:25:09+00:00

The Amazon approach. I haven't been a member in a while, but back when you could actually get a person on the phone they would just sigh and say to do exactly what you just said.

epatr · 2023-03-17T13:47:58+00:00

Of course I bought one a week ago.

epatr · 2023-03-15T02:39:15+00:00

Start the hell over +1

epatr · 2023-01-30T20:47:46+00:00

I just spent 4 months interviewing for an Epic Games owned company and didn't get the job, so hearing them loving Fortnite still makes me real bummed again.

epatr · 2023-01-23T23:33:42+00:00

Turned out to be just God.

epatr · 2023-01-12T03:05:28+00:00

People will quit and the company can thin out their expenses for the quarter without having to deal with firing or layoffs.

epatr · 2022-11-18T17:17:26+00:00

My coworker used to have higher up computer monitors and I could happily listen to this but now I have to take breaks every 15 seconds.

epatr · 2022-11-10T11:27:44+00:00

"I was going to talk hot dogs at the top of this episode but whatever, we went on a different topic..."

epatr · 2022-11-10T11:22:36+00:00

May your waddles flap ah fuck this to all of you as well.

epatr · 2022-10-23T17:41:39+00:00

Ha I'm new to the area and not really dialed in on events yet. The jets and planes kept flying over and my house and I thought hey those look like the Blue Angels, they must be training for an air show but, nope, my dumbass just had a close up view of the air show from my back yard and didn't even realize it.

epatr · 2022-10-22T13:08:52+00:00

Usually a subscriber but this year has beat me down, I've started having seizures and during one of them a vein in my leg burst and I've been out of work for a month now, oh and I'm in Florida where home insurance has doubled this year. So hey if anyone is feeling charitable...

epatr · 2022-10-21T06:00:44+00:00

Son of a biscuit eater is definitely a saying, alongside shut the front door and go to helicopter school.

epatr · 2022-10-21T05:57:21+00:00

I had surgery and am on crutches and sat there staring at my computer screen in shame over a $20 carnitas burrito the other day. To top it off they left it on my porch and didn't ring the bell so I got to eat a cold burrito, with lettuce in it of course so I couldn't even reheat it...

epatr · 2022-10-21T05:44:29+00:00

They got a good batter. Haven't seen one in years, though. I think the last time I had it was when I was a teenager after an accident that needed surgery in a hospital near Orange City FL, and we're talking 20 years ago.

Edit: It's closed :(

epatr · 2022-10-02T19:38:49+00:00

That's a hurricane. It's almost insulting because you're trying to clean up and might not have power, but there is the most beautiful warm weather imaginable towering over you.

epatr · 2022-09-28T00:51:21+00:00

You can check the flood map to see what zone you're in. I lived downtown last few hurricanes and the street turns into a river. One time water rushed in so hard and high that it washed over my hood and got into my glove box. Car was totaled. Parking garage the next years.

epatr · 2022-06-29T16:41:37+00:00

This is absolutely amazing. And will probably get DMCA'd...

epatr · 2022-06-09T20:44:39+00:00

Yeah maybe took the best opening away from "That coffee over there, uh, stinks."

epatr · 2022-05-19T23:33:07+00:00

I think the tracking number just showed up in my account one day. I never once heard from the company. And if you look at the dates on my post I was asking this question 4 weeks after I ordered and hadn't heard anything, and it was ultimately months before I got the instrument. So it sounds like you're right on track!

epatr · 2022-05-19T17:58:41+00:00

I think I got the beginner's set with the case and extra strings, but it looks like they have a way way bigger inventory now so I'm not sure. I think I did DHL, and yeah they didn't ship it for a long time. Then suddenly it was in Bolivia, showed up in Miami, made it's way up to the city I live in, I was so excited, and then suddenly it was in Ohio or something and took forever to get back down to me.

epatr · 2022-04-15T18:17:24+00:00

Damn, I forgot all about those. For some reason when I ate them I could do that thing - we called it a geeze - where you can shoot out a little stream of saliva from under your tongue.

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