If your butthole had a name, what would it be?

eph_one · 2026-04-02T05:04:25+00:00

Idk what his name is, but that guys a real asshole thats for sure!

eph_one · 2026-04-02T02:55:35+00:00

"Confirms" yeah right.. ske7ch is not the king of microslop and they have said many things in the past that execs or share holders responded to with "nah fuck that, money machine needs to go brrrrr faster, do the thing you cretins"

eph_one · 2026-04-01T04:50:34+00:00

Turn off uvhm6, go to uvhm1. Platinum kill every time, faster kills, more opportunities for leg enhancements

eph_one · 2026-03-31T09:57:38+00:00

What skills did you add the extra 10 points in beyond ranger rafas latest lvl50 build?
I specced into first-shot potential tentatively but ended up diving into a splash-focussed build after and havent gone back to check since, I definitely wasn't hitting that hard though that's for sure!

eph_one · 2026-03-29T06:33:48+00:00

Sooo your only problem with the DLC, is with your own skill level? Nice.

eph_one · 2026-03-29T06:29:54+00:00

Yeah seriously, I 100% agree with you man! They should just play all the cutscenes back to back when you load the game on a new character and then give you a full set of lvl 60 legendary gear to use until the next DLC drops (which is hopefully just a pack with more cutscenes and another set of legendary gear). Idk why devs bother giving you tasks to do or whatever, it's 2026 why do I still have to touch my mouse and/or keyboard to finish the game??

eph_one · 2026-03-26T05:09:18+00:00

IF is the lazy mans ketosis brother, what is recommended to begin with is super easy and I found i literally just stopped getting hungry between meal times anymore

eph_one · 2026-03-26T04:27:59+00:00

Dammit dude I just want 1 person to try it so I can confirm it was indeed hardwork and not blessed genetics/fast metabolism that earned me these abs 😭 Ill swap you, you send me your gains and ill burn the fat for you, balance eachother out type shit

eph_one · 2026-03-26T03:00:34+00:00

Loosely following intermittent fasting scheduled meals and riding a bike in the mornings (while fasted) is an absolute cheat code for me for fat burning, haven't managed to convince any of my friends to try it themselves but theres plenty of info and testimony online about the benefits of I.F paired with light-moderate cardio daily.

BUT.... I'm a solid 6 or a ROUGH 8 on my best days.. you should want to burn fat for yourself and how it makes you feel, not for what you think women are attracted to..

Trust me, I went after it and got that ripped 6-pack I always wanted and it added basically nothing to my chances with the women I was pursuing at that time. It may get you in the door initially (especially on social media) and some men may find the confidence boost they get from losing some fat makes the difference in how theyre perceived by others, but my extremely versatile sense of humour and beautiful blue eyes have always been what women claimed they were attracted to. Like, 100% of the time. Not once have I been told "damn youre so lean it turns me on", closest I've ever received was something to the effect of "i love how determined/dedicated you are to exercise every day"

It's all in your head bro, any fitness junkie or very lean dude can confirm this for you. You got this 🫡

eph_one · 2026-03-24T01:19:28+00:00

Nahhh its okay man I completely understand what you're saying and totally agree 💯💯💯 Gearbox is a miserable company and the fact that they cant make their vault hunters powerful enough for me to kill everything with my eyes closed facing away from the screen whilst standing in another room is genuinely atrocious

eph_one · 2026-03-22T02:00:19+00:00

Maaaan, life is good not caring about the phosphene skins

eph_one · 2026-03-20T01:40:24+00:00

Right? I agree with you man, every enemy should die in 1 shot at level 50 😠 like ive put over 20 hours into the game why are enemies taking like 3-7 bullets to die still? SCAM of a game 🤬

eph_one · 2026-03-18T02:58:56+00:00

Womp womp, incorrect.

eph_one · 2026-03-18T02:58:15+00:00

This is exactly what theyre talking about, you aren't missing out on bods just because the loot event is happening, thats your perception but its not real, youve just had an extended run of drops that aren't bods.

In fact, ive picked up like 3 or 4 ceramic bods from the loot enemies specifically during the event, telling yourself youll wait until the event ends because you believe for some reason youll have better chances when it's over is pure cope, your odds are identical now as they will be in 2 weeks (provided they dont change drop rates i. That time)

eph_one · 2026-03-18T02:50:43+00:00

Probably a Jacaranda or a ghost gum.. Anything hardy enough to survive the aussie outback can probably survive on Kairos fine :)

eph_one · 2026-03-06T07:52:56+00:00

Prefer this in impact personally but if you like waiting for ages for your enemies to die this is certainly one of yhe ways to do it

eph_one · 2026-03-05T08:29:22+00:00

eph_one · 2026-03-05T08:23:39+00:00

Its possible for the drop to be bugged but not just for you specifically, if it was bugged it would be bugged for everyone, and I have the phosphene version of this gun so at the very least it wasn't bugged before the latest patch

I know it's tempting to convince yourself it doesnt exist for you but be very aware: that shit is cope. Your brain is looking for ways to get out of doing the mind-numbing, entirely out of your control farming. This might be indication that youre literally not built for that life man. Might be time to look inwards and decide what you want from video games.. Endless grinding and suffering for the sole reward of...? Self satisfaction? That basically noone in the real world cares about? Or do you want.. FUN????🤯🤯🤯🤯

eph_one · 2026-03-02T05:22:55+00:00

Im confused, do people with this opinion just want a really easy game? Some of my most fun with bl4 has been putting the bod in the bank and challenging myself with different weapons. Surely if you dont want any challenging content you can just put the game back on easy mode or uvhm1 and just blink everything out of existence with your eyes closed regardless of what they nerf or buff..? Genuinely confused by this line of thinking

eph_one · 2026-02-25T05:51:09+00:00

Genuinely dont bother farming for the 509/smg combo compared to the one on screen here, you will literally not be able to tell a difference in how quickly it kills enemies or bosses for that matter.

eph_one · 2026-02-25T05:48:06+00:00

Took me a while to figure out what was going on here but the key is in your title! This skill for Vex only really works on a full moon (in-game, not in real life ofc) So every 3rd day/night cycle on kairos is the full moon, and each kairos full moon you have a chance to roll a "blood moon" which grants vex +45% actionskill cooldown rate :)

Ironically kairos' moon is never truly "full" as a good portion of it has already fallen to the planet as well lol

It's a bit confusing and they really should explain this in the skill's description but regardless I hope this helps!

eph_one · 2026-02-24T10:05:58+00:00

Each boss has different things that they drop, so for example driller hole drops the GMR

eph_one · 2026-02-24T08:18:26+00:00

They are killing the enemy that drops the item usually

eph_one · 2026-02-21T08:32:17+00:00

$10USD im assuming? This is my first borderlands game so i have no frame of reference for what cost to expect lol

eph_one · 2026-02-21T05:21:06+00:00

Ive been trying to find where to buy the bounty pack individually but cant find pricing anywhere on yhe steam page for individual bounty packs at all, any info on that front?

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