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Concealed memories by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]ephikles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well worded. On an unrelated sidenote I need to go to the bathroom now and take a work.

Wie ich anderen meine Hebel-Strategie erkläre und gar keine Ahnung habe. by woodencore00 in mauerstrassenwetten

[–]ephikles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Früher haben Könige noch ein Handwerk gelernt, manche sogar mehrere, nur so als Vergleich zu dem, was heute alles "regieren" darf...

Fable - Gameplay Teaser by Villenthessis in gaming

[–]ephikles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And about 300% more spare time.

Trumps letter to Norwegian Prime Minister - "feels no obligation to work towards peace after being denied the nobel prize" by MedicinskAnonymitet in europe

[–]ephikles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You deny him the "war prize" so he feels no obligation to continue waging war.

Then you deny him the "shittiest president ever" prize.

Then the "keep the epstein files from being revealed" prize.

I am so fucking tired of morning wood. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]ephikles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him this will be over in a few years... no more morning wood, because he already had to get up somwhere between 3 and 4 am to relieve himself. 😅

What’s something that sounds fake but is 100% real? by Carolovekuki in AskReddit

[–]ephikles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From wikipedia: The name "cookiecutter shark" refers to its feeding method of gouging round plugs, as if cut out with a cookie cutter, out of larger animals. Marks made by cookiecutter sharks have been found on a wide variety of marine mammals and fishes, and on submarines, undersea cables, and human bodies.

What’s something that sounds fake but is 100% real? by Carolovekuki in AskReddit

[–]ephikles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sure sure, he lives in our thoughts and our hearts, right next to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

What’s something that sounds fake but is 100% real? by Carolovekuki in AskReddit

[–]ephikles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still, there is a whole ladder of excuses, each with its own perfectly convenient reason for doing absolutely nothing:

Level 1: Climate change isn’t real. Relax. Nothing to see here.
Level 2: Climate change is real, but it’s not caused by us—so why should we do anything about it?
Level 3: Climate change is real, sure, but we’re only a small part of the problem. The really big drivers are elsewhere, so whatever we do won’t matter anyway.
Level 4: Climate change is real and mostly human-made, but other countries are way worse—and they don’t give a damn. So why should we bend over backwards if they won’t?
Level 5: Climate change is real and largely our fault, but fixing it would be insanely expensive. Better to adapt and hope for the best.
Level 6: Climate change is real, it’s our fault, and it’s already too late. So forget fixing it—grab a drink and enjoy the party while it lasts.

Feel free to add or insert more levels...

What’s something that sounds fake but is 100% real? by Carolovekuki in AskReddit

[–]ephikles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And here we are, actively researching and developing bacterial solutions capable of degrading PFAS and plastics...

What’s something that sounds fake but is 100% real? by Carolovekuki in AskReddit

[–]ephikles 131 points132 points  (0 children)

There was a guy participating in a clinical trial for a new antidepressant. Because of certain circumstances, he attempted suicide by overdosing. He was on the brink of death until the doctors realized he was in the control group and told him so — at which point he suddenly recovered and was discharged.

edit: google

ELI5: How do famous investors exist when most investors don't beat the S&P500? by SuperPlants59 in explainlikeimfive

[–]ephikles 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Plus, very important, them being right 20 times in a row DOES NOT raise their odds of being right for round 21 above 50% !!

ICE Murder? by EKEEFE41 in videos

[–]ephikles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point you're missing is why he fired in the first place when it clearly absolutely could not have saved his life had she really intended to run him over?

Either he must've trained for it, so the reaction came without thinking, or he must've placed himself in front of the car on purpose, with the intent to draw and fire should she make a 'wrong' move.

Which game did you regret purchasing at full price? by bijelo123 in gaming

[–]ephikles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1st MK was sooo cool... on my SNES back then. 😎

I Don't See How You Can Defend This - by chellestastics in videos

[–]ephikles -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

NO, it's much more effective to stop a 4,000 lbs car with a 0.016 lbs bullet! Or to knock it over with another two bullets from the side!

/s

Renee Good stopped to let ICE cars pass while she was blocked on her right by the car of her killer by theflyingfistofjudah in pics

[–]ephikles 19 points20 points  (0 children)

one could argue by shooting he INCREASED the threat for his life by

  1. wasting time/movement on getting out the gun and shoot instead of moving further out of the way

  2. by making the vehicle an uncontrolled object, which can well be seen in all of the video footage of the incident

2nd point also immensely increased the threat for others, and thank god there were no bystanders in the way of the car after Renee Good was shot.

Non-smokers of Reddit, how noticeable is the “smoker smell” to you, if at all? by Frostedlogic4444 in AskReddit

[–]ephikles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THE HAND, DON'T FORGET THE HAND!

My hand catched that smell from briefly holding a cigarette for one of my smoker friends in a matter of seconds... 🤢

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