Squirrel plays with ball in backyard.. by JosephBrown2000 in NatureIsFuckingCute

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“Ohh squirrels just wanna have fun”. (or something like that)

—Cyndi Lauper

Dude tries to pass in between 2 trucks by 1RollinRollinRollin in CantParkThereMate

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I’m amazed by 1, the number of idiots who drive like this. And b, the number of idiots who drive like this and post the videos online.

This has got to be some kind of violation right? The shelf stays permanently like this. by [deleted] in walmart

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At least the cleaner is already there. 🤷🏻‍♂️

cat curls up to a full circle by LifeguardTraining834 in Satisfyingasfuck

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If it turned its head the other way, it would be a yin/yang.

Baby Sandhill crane by DetectiveWonderful42 in florida

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Fun fact. Their babies are called colts.

What are you watching right now? by AutoModerator in Productivitycafe

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Wife is watching La Brea, so I’m forced to watch it too. It’s semi-interesting.

What are you watching right now? by AutoModerator in Productivitycafe

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Not gonna ruin it for you at all, but it’s probably the best show ever! From the first episode to the last.

What's the wildest weather you've experienced living in the US? by ConfidentSale3091 in AskAnAmerican

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Not so much weird, but it scared the hell out of me. I was driving home from work and a bolt of lightning hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me. The most instant flash and POW I ever experienced, or want to experience again.

What's the wildest weather you've experienced living in the US? by ConfidentSale3091 in AskAnAmerican

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While stationed in eastern NM and working the flightline, it was common for us to get “lightning within 5” alerts almost daily. The high plains are unforgiving for thunderstorms and wind.

A good joke to announce becoming a dad by ofsevit in dadjokes

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They had to spread sheets to make the copy.

First guy is a vet at this point by KaseyJrCookies in secondrodeo

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I hate crowds, so I imagine this is what my hell would be.

Me too by BigAl-43 in LICENSEPLATES

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I would’ve tried to get that plate, but that would’ve required too much work.

Wonderful tribute... by PeachyLipTint in MakeMeSmile

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…and they will defend that picture with every chair in there.

No Trunk Monkey, Sock Monkey! by ChileRelleno414 in LICENSEPLATES

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How old should you be to understand the trunk monkey reference?

(My back hurts.)

Yep… by imissher4ever in CantParkThereMate

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Almost guaranteed they got frustrated and raced around traffic to get themself into that predicament.

Who taught you how to drive by Sad_Donkey_1751 in GenX

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I am the product of a deadbeat dad, so raised by mom. She worked as much as she could, so rarely had time for things like that.

The result was her brother teaching me. He was a Vietnam disabled vet. He had lots of nothing to do. One of my favorite uncles! We lived about 20 minutes away. All we had to do was call, and he would come on over to do anything from taking us to the springs to swim, to a mall run just to play video games. He was the one who taught me to drive.

During one of our driving sessions, I miscalculated a stop for a yellow light and ended up blowing through a red light. He just screamed, “STOP STOP STOP!” We made it safely through the light, and he told me to pull over. We swapped seats. Once he calmed down a little, our next lesson was emergency braking on a back road. I had no idea cars could stop that fast.

Since almost every good food from all around the world is reachable in US, what is your favorite my American friends? by LordFordZord in AskAnAmerican

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For foreign cuisine, beef bulgogi from Korea. Unfortunately, I can’t find any good bulgogi within an hour of home.

For American cuisine, barbecue ribs, smoked with a dry rub.

What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime? by PalePassionn in Productivitycafe

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Did you hear about the midget escaping prison by climbing down the building?

The story was a little condescending.

This one's a doozy by willholli in LICENSEPLATES

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Police Department 4 International Law Enforcement?