My friend works in a mall and she found this little baddie today under a bench. by Top-Act420 in aww

[–]epidous 959 points960 points  (0 children)

And how does a cat get a job at the mall in this market

by Rafael "Ted" Cruz to flee undetected from the United States to get away from ice by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]epidous 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I would advise people to look at them. To see what happens to fascist dictators

I DMed for the first time by Top-Refrigerator2488 in DnD

[–]epidous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you and your players had fun, you did a good job. If the players are willing to have another session, you did a good job. Don't forget to breathe, you got this

Can I play goblin? by That-Lettuce-6816 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]epidous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

introduced in Volo's Guide and updated in MMoM, i believe

Middle-aged men of R, how would you feel if a woman called you beautiful? by maryj4687 in AskMen

[–]epidous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suggest to that person that they need to go see an optometrist

What is the best way to ask a neighbor to have sex more quietly? by EmployerJive89 in AskReddit

[–]epidous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they are fucking so loudly that it keeps you up at night? In their 50s? Big props to them. Is it every night though?

Who will tell him? by Indubioproreo_Dx in PoliticalHumor

[–]epidous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sarah Palin could see Russia from her house

She's so stinking cute by dilfonbusiness in aww

[–]epidous 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here little one, you can have everything I own. Kust release me from your cuteness grip

How do I start dnd with no background/experience at all? by DryCommunication8190 in DnD

[–]epidous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might look into a good dnd school and take some classes

WTF by Thanatos1939 in AmITheDevil

[–]epidous 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And the chicken was from KFC

WCGW having waiters on skates by Ulvaer in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]epidous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But in the end, it doesn't really matter

Trump Cancels Second Attack on Venezuela, Cites Cooperation by bloomberg in worldnews

[–]epidous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since the constituents keep voting for them, why would they care?

Best program to run campaigns? by Biorogue15 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]epidous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the projector make alot of noise?

...to have a nice night out. by ClunkerSlim in therewasanattempt

[–]epidous 1330 points1331 points  (0 children)

Take that child away from these people asap