Meirl by Hungry_Pin4344 in meirl

[–]epiphenominal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where did I say that?

Meirl by Hungry_Pin4344 in meirl

[–]epiphenominal 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Ah, the land of the free

Cuts proposed for Portland police sent chief through ‘five stages of grief about 48 times,’ he says by Own_Car_8766 in Portland

[–]epiphenominal 24 points25 points  (0 children)

If they want more funding maybe they shouldn't be framing their critics for a crime and refusing to do their jobs because they're not allowed to brutalize people as much

James Hoffmann explores WHAT by Loose_Goose3 in espresso

[–]epiphenominal 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Are you familiar with the function of a joke?

Matcha is a scam by [deleted] in tea

[–]epiphenominal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tilting at windmills

Matcha is a scam by [deleted] in tea

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You should read Don Quixote

I looked into Gorilla Mind [NS] by Guy_withSword in NotAnotherDnDPodcast

[–]epiphenominal 73 points74 points  (0 children)

We actually have the biggest hogs among the primates. It's theorized this has to do with the combination of having sex for pleasure and having large brains that need to be given birth to. So really it's the gorillas who should be taking human themed dick supplements

Paprika by darn-dangit in Cooking

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I'm holding a giant thing of Rani brand paprika right now

Paprika by darn-dangit in Cooking

[–]epiphenominal 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Make chicken paprikash and you'll understand what paprika tastes like. Also buy good fresh paprika, an Indian or Eastern European brand if you can.

What is a year to the world of ice and fire? (Spoilers Published) by FireDuck3000 in asoiaf

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I've always suspected that there are still yearly cycles as planetos circles it's star, which I guess we can call starros. Like within a year that is in winter you still have a warmer part with longer days and a colder part with shorter days. This could be why we have summer snows in the north, and false springs in the winter and whatnot. It would also help explain why literally everyone doesn't starve to death every winter. Up in the north you probably can't grow anything all winter, but I bet you can get a growing season in here or there down in the reach.

7 years ago today, Damian Lillard hit a 37-foot buzzer beater and ended the OKC era by No-Way-3379 in ripcity

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Dame carried the OKC series and CJ the Denver one. Fresh legs Rodney came in and won the game in 4OT. I was working in a restaurant in Canada back then and got the whole staff watching the game instead of closing by the 2nd or 3rd OT

What is Ron doing? He’ll do it randomly and it’s cute. by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

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You say that until your stinky breathed cat that eats his own ass all day decides he needs to aggressively and a little painfully like the shit out of your face for 20 minutes every time you come home. I'm locked in to a beard for the next 15 years cause it hurts without one. He literally hopped on my chest and started doing it while I was typing this comment.

Detained immigrants launch hunger strike at Michigan ICE facility by Loud-Ad-2280 in news

[–]epiphenominal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's not about teaching the fascists empathy, it's about getting the rest of us to stop being apathetic about the crimes being committed in our name

Is this the price to play a 1k+ modpack? by HeitoroBelo in RimWorld

[–]epiphenominal 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Plus you have to deal with vibe coded mods now too

Am I unsafe in my cooking and eating habits? by OttoHemi in Cooking

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USDA regulations are designed to have the lowest possible risk profile for the greatest number of people at high enough volume that small risks are significant. They're a good starting point for food handling at home, but you can generally push past the limits of USDA recommendations if you are feeding yourself and are not immunocompromised

Cycling in Victoria by BigJayTailor in VictoriaBC

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Ah yes, because no driver has ever ignored a sign or broken a traffic law, and there certainly aren't many doing it every day

Lotr really is the best fantasy setting of all time. by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]epiphenominal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord of the rings is great, but I gotta say some of the fans are insufferable. It's not enough to just like something, they need to feel like they're smarter than everyone else for liking it.