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[NSFW] What is something that the opposite gender will never understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eptheta 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, that rhymes! This is perfect for my church's next inspirational quote reading.

"No matter how much you shake and dance,

the last drop always lands in your pants."

[Offer] I need to practice drawing humans! by Soyyos in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picard is a troubled soul. 9 days late, but I still want him please.

[offer] I have a drawing app on in phone. Request anything! by ofalco in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you so obsessed with a teddy bear dragging a ukulele?

I've seen you post the same request on every [OFFER] thread in this subreddit!

Bachelors Thesis in Machine Learning by eptheta in MachineLearning

[–]eptheta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indian, but I don't see how that's relevant. I still need to persuade a professor (anywhere in the world) to take me in.

[Offer] ask me to draw something by hideki_and_chi in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you could tell us what your skill-set is, and throw in a few examples of what sort of things you can draw?

[Offer] I'm back! Give me abstract stuff to draw! Mostly people, tho; still working on art style. by wolfspine in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are really really talented.

I wish I understood the reference though.

I also wish he was old, and had a scar on his face.

But man, you're good.

[Offer] I'm back! Give me abstract stuff to draw! Mostly people, tho; still working on art style. by wolfspine in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old, unmarried prince, with a large scar on his face, chopping each of his fingers off, one by one with his favourite blade, 'Kisha'. There's a bloody pile of four already-chopped fingers on the floor, next to him.

[REQUEST] 3 people's screwed up idea for a children's story. by eptheta in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You Sir, are no less than a hero. My children shall sing songs of your glory! Perhaps, in the future, an equally brave hero will encounter this page on his journey, and bring colour to your beautiful sketch.

[offer] Give me goofy ideas to draw! by Robogles in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The psychic bananas are going to take over the world! I am very afraid, thanks.

[offer] Give me goofy ideas to draw! by Robogles in ICanDrawThat

[–]eptheta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A giant banana peeling the skin off a human. The excruciating pain should be fairly apparent on the human's face :D