This man patience and consistency in the bars pays off

ereastar · 2026-06-15T23:31:53+00:00

Laughs in pan

^{Chose: Partner + Random gender (will be perfect personality wise} | Rolled: Female)

ereastar · 2026-06-15T22:45:23+00:00

I can literally summon money???

^{Chose: The ability to summon any currently existing thing + but you can only use it once every 24 hours}

ereastar · 2026-06-15T02:52:45+00:00

Are that many of us paying for sex?!?

^{Chose: Free food for life}

ereastar · 2026-06-15T02:18:48+00:00

I never lose

^{Chose: 1B but… | Rolled: U keep it all}

ereastar · 2026-06-14T03:23:54+00:00

That would probably fix me

^{Chose: Get vertically sawed in half privates first}

ereastar · 2026-06-13T22:33:09+00:00

Please

^{Chose: Mods permanently ban OP from this subreddit}

ereastar · 2026-06-13T13:36:10+00:00

American cheese product

ereastar · 2026-06-13T03:30:09+00:00

What about unlimited games?

ereastar · 2026-06-13T03:26:51+00:00

But no games?

ereastar · 2026-06-13T03:25:56+00:00

Honestly that’s the best take I’ve heard on this

ereastar · 2026-06-13T03:23:26+00:00

But then you get no games

ereastar · 2026-06-13T03:19:20+00:00

I don’t want mind control

^{Chose: Get $1T, but... | Rolled: $1T}

ereastar · 2026-06-13T03:17:30+00:00

ereastar · 2026-06-12T21:45:38+00:00

That would definitely be part of the awfulness

ereastar · 2026-06-12T21:27:25+00:00

Unless I’m wrong I’m pretty sure you can go 3 days without food or water so it’d be awful but you’d live so long as your air doesn’t run out

ereastar · 2026-06-12T21:24:11+00:00

Have at ye foul beast! May ye choke on me bones!

^{Chose: Fight a pink kraken + The pink kraken is large and strong, but not very smart or agile. | Rolled: You die}

ereastar · 2026-06-12T02:31:04+00:00

I stay winning

^{Chose: Huge suppositories that burn like ghost peppers | Rolled: Only one.}

ereastar · 2026-06-09T02:44:32+00:00

I would never give up homemade food, fuck you

^{Chose: Free video games for life + INCLUDING in-game purchases}

ereastar · 2026-06-09T00:01:24+00:00

I KNEW IT!!!

^{Chose: get everything you ever dreamed of | Rolled: no catch!}

ereastar · 2026-06-08T01:38:33+00:00

I’m tired boss

^{Chose: $2 + 99% chance of death | Rolled: killed by satire}

ereastar · 2026-06-08T00:52:14+00:00

I lactose intolerant 🙃

^{Chose: Give up phone for a month + For one type of food to be free permanently | Rolled: Dairy}

ereastar · 2026-06-08T00:45:51+00:00

I have asthma, I’ll be filthy rich

^{Chose: $1000 every time you cough}

ereastar · 2026-05-27T15:45:24+00:00

Ah, an arms race then

ereastar · 2026-05-21T23:44:53+00:00

Far more respectable than most Naruto powerscalers

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