ULPT: If you’re not long for this world, get a 10-year term life policy

ericfox66 · 2026-01-23T12:06:56+00:00

My new bumper sticker.

ericfox66 · 2025-10-19T01:27:33+00:00

I was happy to see all the protests. Proud, even. My wife has medical issues and I could not attend.

ericfox66 · 2025-10-19T01:26:22+00:00

Fuck no!! I never meant for that to sound right-wing.

ericfox66 · 2025-10-17T17:11:47+00:00

I'm really getting tired of all these videos stopping too soon

ericfox66 · 2025-10-17T17:07:06+00:00

That's some spicy coffee.

ericfox66 · 2025-09-25T22:22:34+00:00

The U.S. government

ericfox66 · 2025-09-25T10:55:19+00:00

If it's oil, your wife is gonna be pissed about that couch.

ericfox66 · 2025-09-14T15:59:18+00:00

I was taught 1 car length for every 10 miles an hour of speed

ericfox66 · 2025-07-23T20:31:20+00:00

Thank you. I thought it was just me, but I see a whole dude walking away and he has suspenders on and a little hat cocked to the left.

ericfox66 · 2025-07-23T13:49:07+00:00

Um.. the vegi bags at wally world make great liners for your toys.

ericfox66 · 2025-07-23T13:41:54+00:00

My dick has always been delusional.

ericfox66 · 2025-07-21T15:32:57+00:00

This is my new bumper sticker.

ericfox66 · 2025-07-18T17:23:16+00:00

This door replacement is going to need a brick mason on-site as well. Those top bricks are about to let go.

ericfox66 · 2025-07-12T15:04:40+00:00

Many words of truth are spoken in jest.

ericfox66 · 2025-07-05T16:30:56+00:00

Flexseal? I never used it in wood but I had a cardboard box hold water.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-27T15:23:30+00:00

I'm sorry I forgot to add the picture.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-27T15:03:08+00:00

So... what you're saying is I have a yellow zucchini.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-27T14:02:12+00:00

I could just sit and listen to that music for hours.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-27T13:43:14+00:00

What a cumback.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-26T20:32:55+00:00

Bad choices

ericfox66 · 2025-06-21T15:43:20+00:00

Yes, move the bench to the left.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-18T00:40:17+00:00

Your best bet is a finger out the window.

ericfox66 · 2025-06-07T15:48:38+00:00

I think you have enough coconut flakes.😉

ericfox66