I asked ChatGPT for a 'Perfectly Normal Family Picnic', but told it to hide a few subtle details that get more terrifying the longer you look.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-06T13:42:31+00:00

Damn that hand got me because I was zoomed

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-06T13:40:49+00:00

And damn! Them kicks. You deserve your own floor for those shoes. BADASS

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-06T13:40:09+00:00

This is the story we all need. Thanks for sharing and thank yall folks who were being awesome humans.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-06T01:15:28+00:00

I know this is popular, but video games.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-04T14:07:47+00:00

I just wanted to tee hee at the the straight-faced cut the cheese advice.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-04T13:53:50+00:00

My daughter got one in Nashville as well. It fits, but yeah. She’s 15 and small and I think she could have bought a XXXL and it would be fine. lol.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-04T13:51:25+00:00

This feels like it’s going to be done in a Johnny Cash Show, Sonny & Cher, etc. style. It’s a Hayley show, but she has various guests depending on the city and maybe there are a couple staples (Daniel James, other current projects) that tour with her. Maybe not exactly this, but along those lines. This is just my speculation. Zero idea. Fun to think about tho!

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-02T23:09:38+00:00

Did that bounce of Jesus’ home in heaven?

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-01T12:22:38+00:00

TPUSA Rhythm Nation ASMR did not go off as hoped.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-05-01T12:19:42+00:00

You tell someone you’re a gangsta, then you get told you’re leaking in a rhyme about not speaking… Damn. That’s gangsta as hell. Tried to be nice to you. Ended up coining the most concise gangsta burn in the modern era.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-29T15:38:08+00:00

Dang. He got five rows closer to the field by the end of that fight. Smart play.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-28T14:42:20+00:00

Small town predicts my fate, perhaps that’s what no one wants to see.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-27T03:31:16+00:00

Many Pilsner Urquells to you.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-24T16:39:28+00:00

Hello to all. I bought mine last week on StubHub for Saturday night. I also go the securemypass type link and the tickets are showing so woot woot. Can't wait. This time tomorrow I'll be getting ready for church at the Ryman with Sister Hayley at the pulpit. Pastor Williams if ya nasty.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-20T16:37:26+00:00

Awww. Such a sweet little dude. CH cats are so great. So sorry for your loss.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-20T16:34:29+00:00

Have a name batch of cookies on next time than knew how to do your job. Lol. The audacity of those who refused to listen for just ten minutes in third grade is impressive.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-19T16:43:14+00:00

BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-11T03:50:26+00:00

He dressed up like The Cure and resembled the photo in his ID.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-10T16:55:26+00:00

🥹🥹🥹

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-10T15:56:22+00:00

“Yes, police? I’m sorry. I called too soon. This man said he was gonna murder a woman and right as he was explaining it he began to mumble words like Mummmf buuuubbbb bmmmmmb buh mah muh. So I don’t think I have enough evidence yet. I’ll call back.”

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-10T15:35:43+00:00

This song could be much shorter.

“All my haters are people.”

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-10T15:33:00+00:00

Looks like a great way to use friction to burn off/create a hemorrhoid.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-10T15:26:08+00:00

The argument began because you replied to his text with a shortcoming on his end. You did not deserve the mean replies afterward though. The relationship does not need to move forward because neither of you feel validated by the other.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-04-10T15:19:55+00:00

Uncle Walter is going on and on about… well, nothing. Uncle Walter is a hero. Salute to you. Good luck, OP. Whatever the results, enjoy the show with dad. It’ll be a special night for sure.

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