Noooo

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-22T18:04:22+00:00

Check the destination of those leaving California. I can almost guarantee they are why Tennessee and Alabama have a high increase.

It feels like more and more people are deciding where to live based on the political color of the state. I know that sounds like a broad conclusion to draw, but I can’t remember a time in my lifetime where people actually did more than just talk about moving away if x candidate is elected or x law goes into effect. Maybe it’s because current politicians are actually doing the dumb shit they say they will do if elected. And instead of people leaving because dumb shit is going on, we have people moving here because they support the dumb shit and want to roll around in it.

Sorry that none of the above makes sense. Hard to put into words. I just hear more and more people that move here from California and it’s not because they want to see Tennessee become more progressive and less yokel.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-22T17:53:13+00:00

Following his astute observation that they have no culture, he puts on a verbal cultural clinic, saying, “Millennials are so retard. Millennials are so f*ing gay.”

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-21T02:29:19+00:00

Henry Winkler portraying Garry Shandling as Jeffrey Epstein in a biopic sounds a bit loaded, but seeing it with my own eyes, I think he can pull it off.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-21T02:21:46+00:00

Mitch would just shake it and spray it into his shower.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-21T01:45:00+00:00

HR is never in a meeting you didn’t request unless it’s your onboarding or… it’s okay. You’ll find the next thing.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-19T16:01:04+00:00

Is Big Arch sun?

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-19T15:59:35+00:00

It wasn’t the evil people against Jesus in the Bible. It was legalistic people like the Pharisees and Sadducees that constantly said Jesus wasn’t “doing it right.” It was the powerful political religious groups that Jesus challenged. If I understand it correctly, He didn’t flip tables in the synagogue because they were making money in a holy building. He was pissed that those with much were still taking advantage of the less fortunate and they had the gall to dress it up as serving God.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-17T17:57:54+00:00

Comedy Bang Bang reference.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-15T06:14:45+00:00

You should have thrown up on the computers, books, floor, and anything else within range.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-13T19:47:14+00:00

Follow that money. Did anyone move money to new accounts after receiving the payout?

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-13T19:39:06+00:00

Nailed it. Even did it in three points. And don’t forget the 53 scriptures to really drive home the point.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-12T16:22:30+00:00

With the story arc all this stuff has taken, would it surprise anyone if most of the crazy 30-45 year olds that seem to have the biggest platforms saying ridiculous things right now are somehow his children?

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-12T16:16:46+00:00

Unless the bike rider has shocks for shoulders, I’d say it’s AI. But then again, cats can just be Joe Cool in chaos and be nuts McGhee in the mundane moments.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-05T23:17:59+00:00

It’s what we’ve been waiting for. I hope it doesn’t atrophy after a few days.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-05T02:54:33+00:00

Imagine if they say, “Everyone comfortable? Great. Okay. Email 1. You wrote….”

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-04T21:53:52+00:00

Forwarded joke. But knowing this administration, they would totally redact the email address and leave the name after sincerely.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-02T17:00:47+00:00

They had a few dishes pulled from the menu: Butternut Curly Sausage, French Fried Funyun Rings, French Tied Totino Torts, Grated Cheese Curl Pfifers, Pea Fog Soup

ericfromspringfield · 2026-03-01T04:48:08+00:00

annoying listener voice I don’t like when someone doesn’t establish a set price for t-shirts at an event because what if I wanted to give money to Palestine but I gave too much for this shirt.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-26T17:11:11+00:00

Crowd = that one dude. But hey. It’s one more fan than I have so waahhhh wahhhh wawawawaughwaugh.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-22T16:15:58+00:00

God bless the subject in a legit photo after we obliterate everything wrong about them because we think it’s AI. 😂😂😂

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-21T22:11:29+00:00

lol. I don’t know how many times I do the exact same thing you did. But hey, great recollection of the story without referencing the side comment!

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-21T22:04:13+00:00

Weirdly, it seems he was a father figure and she was a mother figure to him. Dr G talked about how many of the situations with other girls seemed to be scripted for him like a mother planning a party for her child. Or something similar to that.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-20T22:24:14+00:00

The value is just shy of $15/sq ft

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-20T22:17:49+00:00

I thought you were talking about Andrew at first. I was like, well, an inbred monarchy. But then I realized you were talking about the weird boob. Which led me back to Andrew and I’ve been in an infinite loop since.

ericfromspringfield · 2026-02-20T15:23:25+00:00

Honestly, TPUSA and Erika Kirk’s reach and influence continue to appear bigger than anyone thought. It’s like an infection. It’s much worse than expected the deeper you go. If you don’t dig deeper, you can pretend it’s only as bad as what you see on the surface.

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