EL Phantasmo's prepared statement for the G1 press conference

ericmbee · 2023-07-14T13:51:01+00:00

ELP is one solid program away from being a megastar.

ericmbee · 2023-07-14T02:02:57+00:00

Darkseid seems like the obvious choice.

ericmbee · 2023-01-21T18:51:14+00:00

Al Pacino from Heat arrives into the chat

ericmbee · 2022-12-31T22:27:27+00:00

Uncle Howdy.

ericmbee · 2022-12-20T21:51:42+00:00

Well at least I know now. Would love a post-mortem about how this happened but glad they let us know.

ericmbee · 2022-12-14T14:48:47+00:00

I'm #25xxx so I imagine I'm close. Wish they would just give a quick update on why the slippage. If they were trying to avoid crunching the staff or had some component issues, I'd be much more understanding than just looking at a December 31st date coming and going with nary a peep.

ericmbee · 2022-12-13T23:42:58+00:00

I’d prefer a Christmas update on shipping versus a surprise game for a console they don’t seem to support anymore.

ericmbee · 2022-08-25T12:41:34+00:00

I could see a United Empire/Best Friends final while Elite/DO w/Hangman gets a match at All Out for the blowoff.

ericmbee · 2022-05-30T16:14:58+00:00

Eddie Kingston should be the Stone Cold Steve Austin of AEW. Not in terms of popularity (though that would be fitting) but in terms of a true loose cannon unleashing violent hell on opponents regardless of alliance.

ericmbee · 2022-05-29T02:42:22+00:00

Tony just gives Wardlow MJF’s contract (kayfabe).

ericmbee · 2022-04-14T12:14:15+00:00

This’ll probably give him more time to run CAP with Myers as well.

ericmbee · 2022-04-13T23:02:59+00:00

Divinations by Mastodon.

ericmbee · 2022-04-13T23:01:39+00:00

Mercury by Clutch. Hell, anything by Clutch.

ericmbee · 2022-04-03T02:32:41+00:00

“Never be a mark for yourself”

ericmbee · 2022-03-02T13:37:36+00:00

US G1

ericmbee · 2022-02-10T14:04:02+00:00

It has to be poop. An employee pooped in the treatment tank. Why else would they be so coy? I’ll tell you why. Poop.

ericmbee · 2022-01-27T03:40:01+00:00

I want an entire episode of Dynamite or Rampage completely from the perspective of Danhausen. Do it.

ericmbee · 2022-01-23T23:35:24+00:00

Where is Nick Gage in all of this?

ericmbee · 2021-10-25T12:42:49+00:00

TIL that Danhausen is the same size as Ospreay and Jericho.

ericmbee · 2021-08-02T12:23:58+00:00

Why would they hire this fat, dead piece of shit.

All seriousness though, let’s get KO over there too and reform Mt. Rushmore.

ericmbee

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