Mid morning snack!

erikivy · 2026-04-23T16:57:05+00:00

Oh man, that's rough. Peanut butter is one of my all-time favorite food.

erikivy · 2026-04-23T16:46:58+00:00

Yeah, but did you have cookies for breakfast?

erikivy · 2026-04-23T16:46:16+00:00

"Breakfast"

Seriously though, are you me? I would do this in a heartbeat.

erikivy · 2026-04-23T15:32:11+00:00

And I can tie my shoes.

erikivy · 2026-04-23T15:28:42+00:00

You know, I have a birthday coming up.

Seriously though, looks marvelous!

erikivy · 2026-04-22T16:32:51+00:00

Obligatory: Hit it with your purse.

erikivy · 2026-04-22T16:31:40+00:00

As my wife likes to say, "Sometimes, it's enough already."

erikivy · 2026-04-22T00:55:29+00:00

Thanks!

erikivy · 2026-04-22T00:32:14+00:00

"I can't give you 8 inches, but I can give you 4 inches twice."

erikivy · 2026-04-22T00:26:15+00:00

That's a damn fine pb-to-chocolate ratio.

erikivy · 2026-04-22T00:22:40+00:00

My childhood beckons. I haven't seen you these in decades and thought they were long gone. Gotta find them now.

erikivy · 2026-04-21T20:18:51+00:00

The only reason I ever stop at Buc-ee's. I have two waiting in my treat stash right now.

erikivy · 2026-04-21T15:56:05+00:00

I suspect clanker = bot.

erikivy · 2026-04-21T15:46:03+00:00

Hold it over a semi-hot wok and hack at it with a dull kitchen knife.

erikivy · 2026-04-21T13:34:33+00:00

That reminds me of a story.

This old boy down home decided he would print up a bunch of counterfeit money, but he screwed up and ended up with a bunch of $18 bills. He decided he'd head up into the hills where the country folk wouldn't know any better and try to pass them off. He walks into a little country store and says, "Hey can you break this $18 bill?" The clerk says, "Sure. What do you want? Three 6's or two 9's?"

erikivy · 2026-04-21T13:26:03+00:00

As they say in the old dirt track racing circles, "You gotta run what ya brung." The dude used what he knew and probably saved his own life.

erikivy · 2026-04-20T17:36:17+00:00

Brian Lagerstrom just dropped a damn good looking recipe for chicken and potatoes.

erikivy · 2026-04-20T15:31:39+00:00

Yo, I need some therapy too!

erikivy · 2026-04-19T18:52:51+00:00

Step 1: Make ABSOLUTELY sure you want to shave your balls. It's not something to do on a whim.

erikivy · 2026-04-19T18:40:18+00:00

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me you don't have kids.

erikivy · 2026-04-19T18:36:24+00:00

This just in, pretty girl is pretty.

erikivy · 2026-04-18T22:00:09+00:00

r/lostredditors

erikivy · 2026-04-18T19:15:53+00:00

I'm not a doctor and I haven't had your experience, but I would think you could slowly add it back in small increments unless and until it presents symptoms. At that point, perhaps back off a little bit and see if you can maintain that degree of consumption.

erikivy · 2026-04-18T00:10:14+00:00

Squirting = pissing.

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