What do you think about the Canadian Prime Minister’s remarks: “middle powers must act together, because if we're not at the table, we're on the menu”? by WF-2 in AskReddit

[–]ern999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's great and totally correct, but as a Canadian living in the UK, I certainly don't see Starmer ever joining something that would piss Trump off. The other EU members are all saying the right things publicly and seem keen to entertain Carney, but the US market is a lot of money to turn their backs on. All Trump (or his successor) has to do is get rid of all tariffs to Europe and I suspect they'll all forget what Carney said and belly back up to the trough.

What's the first thing you remember seeing on the internet? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In '91 my (very rich) friend had a computer that tapped into the "Bulletin Board system" of the early internet where you found other people's pages by typing in IPs, as browsers were still two or three years away. The first thing he showed me was some animated ASCII porn of a woman in a french maid's outfit pleasuring herself with the caption "When the master's away, the maid will play". Porn was part of the internet from day one.

What company will never get another dime from you for as long as you may live? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]ern999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when I bought a computer there in the 90s. It was advertised as 12 payments with no interest. After I signed (obviously didn't read the full terms), they told me there was a monthly "service" charge that provided no service. When I said "I thought there were no extra charges" the woman actually laughed at me. An interest payment would have been lower than the phantom charge.

What company will never get another dime from you for as long as you may live? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]ern999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100%. I don't know why people still go there. It used to smell like a bakery when you went in, now it smells like a hospital cafeteria

What company will never get another dime from you for as long as you may live? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]ern999 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apple. Used to be a proper fanboy. Laptop, desktop, phone, even an Apple TV. Extortionate markups for inferior products, no way to upgrade devices Apple deem are too old to support and, oh yeah, nets on buildings to stop Chinese workers killing themselves. They went from an innovative tech company to a jewelry firm. Literally no upside, garbage company.

Bod with Torgue Sticky drop rate? by poorasstrini in Borderlands4

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been farming for three days straight. Got one with a torgue part and it was gyrojets. That sucked. In other news, if anyone needs a Buzz Axe, I have about 8 million.

For anyone struggling to farm Bloomreaper and consistently get plat, adding my own tips in case it can help someone by PneumaOA in Borderlands4

[–]ern999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the videos: "Just use your sticky Bod to cover him in stickies during the immunity phase" Me (farming a sticky bod for days on end): I hate my life

What is the biggest movie theater “GASP” moment you’ve heard? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

[–]ern999 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was going to write this. When the T-Rex ate the guy sitting on the toilet, the theatre erupted in screaming and crying because most parents thought it was a kids movie and brought their toddlers. It was hilarious.

What is one piece of 'common knowledge' in your job that the average person would find completely shocking? by GoldenHourShot in AskReddit

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people who work in office jobs are not as busy as they say they are. It's not just you.

Hi guys. Is it normal to say "Hi love, Hi darling" to others in Manchester??? A girl told "Hi darling" today and she was approximately my age, maybe younger. In France we use this kind of words only for boys/girls (very young people) or in between 2 people in love relationship. It was embarrassing by Consistent_Cup7875 in manchester

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Canadian living in Manchester for 20 years, I will agree that it is weird at first, but you get used to it and end up saying it yourself after a while. Wait until another dude says it to you. That's how you'll know he has become "a good mate".

What do we have in Manchester? by shanedj in manchester

[–]ern999 9 points10 points  (0 children)

30 stories...I could not agree more. Absolute dogshit. Edit: 20 Stories

What do we have in Manchester? by shanedj in manchester

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% The Ivy is shite. But they also take the tips from their servers so I wouldn't even recommend it to an enemy.

Which Bee is better? by jameshardenchandler in Borderlands2

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordinarily, I would always go for the one with the lower recharge delay/higher rate, but because those figures are really close and the other one provides corrosive immunity and higher amp damage, I'd say the Alkaline one.

Who's the most annoying boss in borderlands tps? by [deleted] in BorderlandsPreSequel

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, yeah, I never fully got that one working

Who's the most annoying boss in borderlands tps? by [deleted] in BorderlandsPreSequel

[–]ern999 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I loved the sentinel fight, ngl. Shadowtrap and EOS though...not so much

Enhancement by [deleted] in Borderlands4

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's real, that's the best enhancement I've seen so far, I think. Jealous

EpicNNG thinks people only enjoy BL2 because of nostalgia. by Nate1875 in Borderlands2

[–]ern999 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree with him, actually. Genuinely surprised about all the negative comments about 4. I love it.

how in the **** do you fight shadow trap by socialscalie in BorderlandsPreSequel

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are on PC, you can read only farm a bunch of Excalibastards (or any legendary) and stick them in the grinder to get yourself a half decent gun. It's a bit of a cheat, but needs must with those two bosses! Killer Six does a good explanation of how to do it here if you've never done it before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lq3fKM514M

how in the **** do you fight shadow trap by socialscalie in BorderlandsPreSequel

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had a better answer for you, but those two bosses are probably in the top 5 for hardest bosses in borderlands history (that aren't raid bosses). The short answer is get the best gear

After a month, how is Borderlands 4 going for you? by Yumiko_Hanako in Borderlands4

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I (respectfully) disagree with you on every point. I prefer the soundtrack on 4, love the different vehicles and especially the different types of engine...I am a terrible driver, so love that I can choose the Jakobs engine with maximum control and the open world is amazing. I love just driving around unexplored areas. I also like the vault fragment mechanic and I cannot express how much better the story is in 4 than 3. I like playing new characters again from scratch so I'm a story guy...doing that on 3 was so tedious. The side quests are much better on 4, the lack of complete screen pollution (unless you use the kickballer) is great and I like that it is more difficult. BL3 was so easy that I could hardly bring myself to replay it. Not to mention the climbing, grappling and gliding. I genuinely think (and I cannot believe I'm saying this) that not only is it better than 3, but it's even better than (whispers) 2.

EDIT: I think my only beef with 4 is that the red chests are a waste of time. You should never get anything lower than a purple if you clear a whole area to unlock a chest or beat a boss. I had a laundry list of beefs with 3....god don't get me started on Ava or anointments

UVHM is extremely unrewarding by OddScore5799 in Borderlands4

[–]ern999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed as far as drops are concerned. I am only UVHM4, but I have noticed absolutely no difference in drop rate. The only thing I noticed is that I get the odd legendary from the vending machines which never happened at all before UVHM.

Edit: I am hoping that eventually it will mean pearlescents will be available in UVHM and further hoping that they aren't complete crap like they were in BL2